Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Once in the wilds of Kentucky
A young cow hand felt lucky
As he rode his gray pony
He met a nice boy called Tony

[Michael Rolls]

Once in the wilds of Kentucky
A young cow hand felt lucky
As he rode his gray pony
He met a nice boy called Tony
And called out 'Going my way, ducky?'

An alien landing from Mars

[Ruthio]

An alien landing from Mars
Went into one of our bars

[Michael Rolls]

An alien landing from Mars
Went into one of our bars
after looking about

[klondike]

An alien landing from Mars
Went into one of our bars
After looking about
His mind filled with doubt

[Michael Rolls]

An alien landing from Mars
Went into one of our bars
After looking about
His mind filled with doubt
And he quickly returned via the stars


On a dull, dreary day in Madrid

[GrannyMac]

On a dull, dreary day in Madrid
A cafe had a good deal on squid

[Michael Rolls]

On a dull, dreary day in Madrid
A cafe had a good deal on squid
All you could eat for a Euro

[klondike]

On a dull, dreary day in Madrid
A cafe had a good deal on squid
All you could eat for a Euro
Carlos scooped the lot into his giant sombrero

[Michael Rolls]

On a dull, dreary day in Madrid
A cafe had a good deal on squid
All you could eat for a Euro
Carlos scooped the lot into his giant sombrero
Then jabbed it down on his lid


A lissome young wench for Detroit

[GrannyMac]

A lissom young wench from Detroit
Was always up for a 'foight'






(Mike, Detroit is really hard to rhyme with!)

[Michael Rolls]

A lissom young wench from Detroit
Was always up for a 'foight'
Her left hook was lethal

[Scrumpy]

A lissom young wench from Detroit
Was always up for a 'foight'
Her left hook was lethal
Her head butt was equal

[klondike]

A lissom young wench from Detroit
Was always up for a 'foight'
Her left hook was lethal
Her head butt was equal
To watch her perform a delight

FiFi offered lessons in French

[GrannyMac]

Fifi offered lessons in French
Not only smart, she was a comely wench