Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

A charming old lady from Devizes
Ordered her knickers in multiple sizes
When asked why this was

[klondike]

A charming old lady from Devizes
Ordered her knickers in multiple sizes
When asked why this was
She said "just because"

[GrannyMac]

A charming old lady from Devizes
Ordered her knickers in multiple sizes
From bloomers to thongs

[Scrumpy]

A charming lady from Devizes
Ordered her knickers in multiple sizes
From bloomers to thongs
.. from short to longs

[klondike]

A charming lady from Devizes
Ordered her knickers in multiple sizes
From bloomers to thongs
.. from short to longs
All hidden beneath cunning disguises

A bellringer from Saint Ives

[Scrumpy]

A bellringer from Saint Ives
Was hailed for having  two wives

[klondike]

A bellringer from Saint Ives
Was hailed for having  two wives
One nagged him all day, the other all night

[GrannyMac]

A bellringer from Saint Ives
Was hailed for having  two wives
One nagged him all day, the other all night
Neither could cook and both looked a fright

[klondike]

A bellringer from Saint Ives
Was hailed for having  two wives
One nagged him all day, the other all night
Neither could cook and both looked a fright
He coud only escape by taking long drives

A young lad met a maiden fair

[Scrumpy]

A young lad met a maiden fair
Who used Nice 'n Easy to colour her hair

[Michael Rolls]

A young lad met a maiden fair
Who used Nice 'n Easy to colour her hair
But she used it too strong

[GrannyMac]

A young lad met a maiden fair
Who used Nice 'n Easy to colour her hair
But she used it too strong
It went terribly wrong

[Michael Rolls]

A young lad met a maiden fair
Who used Nice 'n Easy to colour her hair
But she used it too strong
It went terribly wrong
And the shade gave all a scare


Once in the wilds of Kentucky

[GrannyMac]

Once in the wilds of Kentucky
A young cow hand felt lucky

[Michael Rolls]

Once in the wilds of Kentucky
A young cow hand felt lucky
As he rode his gray pony