Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Fifi offered lessons in French
Not only smart, she was a comely wench
Of course her language skills were none too smart

[Ruthio]

Fifi offered lessons in French
Not only smart, she was a comely wench
Of course her language skills were none too smart
But her clothes were objets d'art 

[Michael Rolls]

Fifi offered lessons in French
Not only smart, she was a comely wench
But her 'je nais pas'

[klondike]

Yep can tell you've been nodding off Milke. Possibly quite a while too 

[GrannyMac]

Fifi offered lessons in French
Not only smart, she was a comely wench
Of course her language skills were none too smart
But her clothes were objets d'art
Though her perfume had a terrible stench.

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A mystery man from the Midlands said

[Michael Rolls]

yep, must have dozed or summat!

A mystery man from the Midlands said
I'm in debt right over my head

[klondike]

A mystery man from the Midlands said
I'm in debt right over my head
If only I'd listened when Brian made mention

[Michael Rolls]

A mystery man from the Midlands said
I'm in debt right over my head
If only I'd listened when Brian made mention
And I had joined the company pension!

[GrannyMac]

A mystery man from the Midlands said
I'm in debt right over my head
If only I'd listened when Brian made mention
And I had joined the company pension!
I'd have had loads of dosh tucked under my bed 💰💰
         
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A rather large woman in Deal

[Michael Rolls]

A rather large woman in Deal
Was fond of the eightsome reel

[GrannyMac]

A rather large woman in Deal
Was fond of the eightsome reel
Other dancers would quake

[klondike]

A rather large woman in Deal
Was fond of the eightsome reel
Other dancers would quake
And the earth surely did shake

[Michael Rolls]

A rather large woman in Deal
Was fond of the eightsome reel
Other dancers would quake
And the earth surely did shake
As everyone's fate it did seal

A studious cleric from Rome

[klondike]

A studious cleric from Rome
Had a face like a gnarly old gnome

[Michael Rolls]

A studious cleric from Rome
Had a face like a gnarly old gnome
But his soul was so pure