Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

An itinerant matador called Fernando
Serenaded senoritas with a banjo
But his playing was bad
They all thought he was mad

[GrannyMac]

An itinerant matador called Fernando
Serenaded senoritas with a banjo
But his playing was bad
They all thought he was mad
When he tried to master the tango.

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A bloke from the chip shop called Pete

[klondike]

A bloke from the chip shop called Pete
Ordered some Chinese for a treat

[Michael Rolls]

A bloke from the chip shop called Pete
Ordered some Chinese for a treat
But once when it came

[Scrumpy]

A bloke from the chip shop called Pete
Ordered some Chinese for a treat
But once when it came
sprinkled salt and vinegar.. shame 

[Scrumpy]

A bloke from the chip shop called Pete
Ordered some Chinese for a treat
But once when it came
 sprinkled salt and vinegar.. shame
Pete's treat he could not eat


Sausage and mash for tea tonight

[Michael Rolls]

Sausage and mash for tea tonight
But the cost of it comes as a fright

[Scrumpy]

Sausage and mash for dinner tonight
But the cost of it comes as a fright
Might try Lidl, they're dirt cheap

[GrannyMac]

Sausage and mash for dinner tonight
But the cost of it comes as a fright
Might try Lidl, they're dirt cheap
The prices In Waitrose make me weep 

[Michael Rolls]

Sausage and mash for dinner tonight
But the cost of it comes as a fright
Might try Lidl, they're dirt cheap
The prices In Waitrose make me weep
But don't you dare to call me tight!


A diligent copper from Hove

[klondike]

A diligent copper from Hove
Arrested that slimeball Gove

[Michael Rolls]

A diligent copper from Hove
Arrested that slimeball Gove
which made for good news

[klondike]

A diligent copper from Hove
Arrested that slimeball Gove
Which made for good news
As he was caught with no trews

[Michael Rolls]

A diligent copper from Hove
Arrested that slimeball Gove
Which made for good news
As he was caught with no trews
As his rubbish defence he wove

A charming old lady from Devizes

[klondike]

A charming old lady from Devizes
Ordered her knickers in multiple sizes