Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Sally won the Lottery, a million pounds and more
She wouldn't tell the the neighbours, those next door
She bought a dress and some new 👠 shoes
Not to mention loads of booze
But the booze made her drunk and the shoes made her sore


A fearless young tight rope walker

[GrannyMac]

A fearless young tightrope walker
Was also a dodgy street hawker

[Scrumpy]

A fearless young tightrope walker
Was also a dodgy street hawker
He sold Gucci  made in China

[Michael Rolls]

A fearless young tightrope walker
Was also a dodgy street hawker
He sold Gucci watches made in China
And swore that none were finer

[GrannyMac]

A fearless young tightrope walker
Was also a dodgy street hawker
He sold Gucci watches made in China
And swore that none were finer
But we all knew he was telling porkers!

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A man in a pub down in Wales

[klondike]

A man in a pub down in Wales
Told many unbelievable tales

[Scrumpy]

A man in a pub down in Wales
Told many unbelievable tales
He said he could fly just flapping his arms

[GrannyMac]

A man in a pub down in Wales
Told many unbelievable tales
He said he could fly just flapping his arms
He could cure every ailment by his magic charms

[klondike]

A man in a pub down in Wales
Told many unbelievable tales
He said he could fly just flapping his arms
He could cure every ailment by his magic charms
But reserved the best for his pension sales

His old mate Brian owned a talking dog

[GrannyMac]

His old mate Brian owned a talking dog
He took it out at 5am to the running club, for a jog

[Michael Rolls]

His old mate Brian owned a talking dog
He took it out at 5am to the running club, for a jog
But it's lead it did tangle

[klondike]

His old mate Brian owned a talking dog
He took it out at 5am to the running club, for a jog
But it's lead it did tangle
The poor dog it did strangle

[Michael Rolls]

His old mate Brian owned a talking dog
He took it out at 5am to the running club, for a jog
But it's lead it did tangle
The poor dog it did strangle
Leaving Brian alone in the fog


An itinerant matador called Fernando

[klondike]

An itinerant matador called Fernando
Serenaded senoritas with a banjo

[GrannyMac]

An itinerant matador called Fernando
Serenaded senoritas with a banjo
But his playing was bad