Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

There once was a fellow from Dover
Named  Ben and a bit of a rover

[GrannyMac]

There once was a fellow from Dover
Named  Ben and a bit of a rover
He hitched up to Leeds

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a fellow from Dover
Named  Ben and a bit of a rover
He hitched up to Leeds
To solve all his needs

[Scrumpy]

There once was a fellow from Dover
Named Ben and a bit of a rover
He hitched up to Leeds
To solve all his needs
And hopefully get his leg over


Freddie's old banger died on a trip

[klondike]

Freddie's old banger died on a trip
He rang the AA and hoped they'd come quick

[Scrumpy]

Freddie's old banger died on a trip
He rang the AA and hoped they'd come quick
The steam from the bonnet shot up in the air

[klondike]

Freddie's old banger died on a trip
He rang the AA and hoped they'd come quick
The steam from the bonnet shot up in the air
Better than a puncture though - he hadn't a spare

[Scrumpy]

Freddie's old banger died on a trip
He rang the AA and hoped they'd come quick
The steam from the bonnet shot up in the air
Better than a puncture though- he hadn't a spare
All Freddie could do was to feel like a prick

July 24, 2023, 11:05:35 AM

It was after twelve when Cinderella got home

[klondike]

It was after twelve when Cinderella got home
Going up the path she knocked over a gnome

[Michael Rolls]

It was after twelve when Cinderella got home
Going up the path she knocked over a gnome
As the poor little fellow yelled out

[GrannyMac]

It was after twelve when Cinderella got home
Going up the path she knocked over a gnome
As the poor little fellow yelled out
The ugly sisters started to pout

[Scrumpy]

It was after twelve when Cinderella got home
Going up the path she knocked over a gnome
As the poor little fellow yelled out
The ugly sisters started to pout
And Prince Charming never did phone.


Sally won the Lottery , a million pounds and more

[Scrumpy]

Sally won the Lottery, a million pounds and more
She wouldn't tell the the neighbours,those next door 

[GrannyMac]

Sally won the Lottery, a million pounds and more
She wouldn't tell the the neighbours, those next door
She bought a dress and some new 👠 shoes

[klondike]

Sally won the Lottery, a million pounds and more
She wouldn't tell the the neighbours, those next door
She bought a dress and some new 👠 shoes
Not to mention loads of booze