Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

An elderly doctor from Fife
Had a young and glamorous wife

Michael Rolls

An elderly doctor from Fife
Had a young and glamorous wife
who took all his money
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

An elderly doctor from Fife
Had a young and glamorous wife
Who took all his money
And spent it on honey

Michael Rolls

An elderly doctor from Fife
Had a young and glamorous wife
Who took all his money
And spent it on honey
Which is why she's called struggle and strife

There once was a man from Hong Kong
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

There once was a man from Hong Kong
Whose feet had a terrible pong

Michael Rolls

There once was a man from Hong Kong
Whose feet had a terrible pong
So he bought brand new socks
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

There once was a man from Hong Kong
Whose feet had a terrible pong
So he bought brand new socks
Which lasted a day then needed de-tox

Michael Rolls

Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

#878
We need a last line first...

July 15, 2023, 07:35:57 AM
Last and first...

There once was a man from Hong Kong
Whose feet had a terrible pong
So he bought brand new socks
Which lasted a day then needed de-tox
I bet his shoes won't last long

There was a old fellow from Kent

Michael Rolls

There was a old fellow from Kent
Whose nose was remarkably bent
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

There was a old fellow from Kent
Whose nose was remarkably bent
His glasses never slid down

GrannyMac


There was a old fellow from Kent
Whose nose was remarkably bent
His glasses never slid down
He'd a permanent frown

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

There was a old fellow from Kent
Whose nose was remarkably bent
His glasses never slid down
He'd a permanent frown
In all an odd looking old gent

Jim paid a visit to London Zoo

Michael Rolls

Jim paid a visit to London Zoo
And was intrigued by the kangaroo
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

Jim paid a visit to London Zoo
And was intrigued by the kangaroo
Could it talk like the one on the telly?