Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Michael Rolls

Jim paid a visit to London Zoo
And was intrigued by the kangaroo
Could it talk like the one on the telly?
and it did - his legs went to jelly
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

Jim paid a visit to London Zoo
And was intrigued by the kangaroo
Could it talk like the one on the telly?
And it did - his legs went to jelly
But was it joking? He hadn't a clue

There was a young fellow from Perth

Michael Rolls

There was a young fellow from Perth
embarrassed a lot by his girth
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

There was a young fellow from Perth
Embarrassed a lot by his girth
He got wedged in a door

Michael Rolls

There was a young fellow from Perth
Embarrassed a lot by his girth
He got wedged in a door
Then fell to the floor
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

There was a young fellow from Perth
Embarrassed a lot by his girth
He got wedged in a door
Then fell to the floor
And cursed for all he was worth

Joe was the kindest man in town

Michael Rolls

Joe was the kindest man in town
Any unkindness made him frown
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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GrannyMac

Joe was the kindest man in town
Any unkindness made him frown
He donated food


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

Joe was the kindest man in town
Any unkindness made him frown
He donated food
Which made him feel good
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

Joe was the kindest man in town
Any unkindness made him frown
He donated food
Which made him feel good
And helped out those who were down

Rishi is hoping it's windy today

GrannyMac

Rishi is hoping its windy today
So more of the boats will stay away
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

Rishi is hoping its windy today
So more of the boats will stay away
Give time to make them homes
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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Scrumpy

Rishi is hoping it's windy today
So more of the boats will stay away
Give him time to make them homes
With a built in pool and mobile phones
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Rishi is hoping it's windy today
So more of the boats will stay away
Give him time to make them homes
With a built in pool and mobile phones
Three square meals and a place to pray 

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Mary went to a sequence dance

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

Mary went to a sequence dance
Back from her hols in la belle France
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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