Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

A reckless young laddie from Preston
Went out in the cold with no vest on
When asked why he did it
Said "Because Mum hid it"
And I can't wear my spare, its been messed on.

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The tennis is all over the TV

[Scrumpy]

The tennis is all over the TV
I don't watch.. it's not for me

[Michael Rolls]

The tennis is all over the TV
I don't watch.. it's not for me
It bores me to tears

[GrannyMac]

The tennis is all over the TV
I don't watch.. it's not for me
It bores me to tears
Its not cricket, my dears 😉

[Michael Rolls]

he tennis is all over the TV
I don't watch.. it's not for me
It bores me to tears
Its not cricket, my dears
Now that's something I like to see!

A foolish young man from Kentucky

[klondike]

A foolish young man from Kentucky
Complained his fried chicken was yucky

[Michael Rolls]

A foolish young man from Kentucky
Complained his fried chicken was yucky
It just tastes of nowt!

[Scrumpy]

A foolish young man from Kentucky
Complained his fried chicken was yucky
It just tastes of nowt!
So, he just spat it out

[dextrous63]

A foolish young man from Kentucky
Complained his fried chicken was yucky
It just tastes of nowt!
So, he just spat it out
And shouted cluck, cluck, clucky 

[GrannyMac]

Start the next one dextrous..

[dextrous63]

There once was a pig from Iraq

[Scrumpy]

There once was a pig from Iraq
Mistakenly basted on a rack

[GrannyMac]

There once was a pig from Iraq
Mistakenly basted on a rack
It sizzled with heat

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a pig from Iraq
Mistakenly basted on a rack
It sizzled with heat
Which melted its feet

[GrannyMac]

There once was a pig from Iraq
Mistakenly basted on a rack
It sizzled with heat
Which melted its feet
And scorched all the hair from its back.

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An elderly doctor from Fife