Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Old Bert climbed on his roof to repair
Shinning up his ladder without a care

[Michael Rolls]

Old Bert climbed on his roof to repair
Shinning up his ladder without a care
Nearing the top he just had to stop

[Scrumpy]

Old Bert climbed on his roof to repair
Shinning up his ladder without a care
Nearing the top he just had to stop
.. and climb back down for one o'clock 

[GrannyMac]

Old Bert climbed on his roof to repair
Shinning up his ladder without a care
Nearing the top he just had to stop
.. and climb back down for one o'clock
To go inside and wash his hair.

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An old girl from Leeds name of Kitty

[Scrumpy]

An old girl from Leeds name of Kitty
was a spinster more's the pity

[klondike]

An old girl from Leeds name of Kitty
Was a spinster more's the pity
She signed up once on a dating site

[Scrumpy]

An old girl from Leeds name of Kitty
Was a spinster more's the pity
She signed up once on a dating site
Giving the members such a fright

[klondike]

An old girl from Leeds name of Kitty
Was a spinster more's the pity
She signed up once on a dating site
Giving the members such a fright
And brought before the committee

Kitty thought they had a cheek

[GrannyMac]

Kitty thought they had a cheek
So she decided her mind she'd speak

[klondike]

Kitty thought they had a cheek
So she decided her mind she'd speak
Nobody told me about that rule

[GrannyMac]

Kitty thought they had a cheek
So she decided her mind she'd speak
Nobody told me about that rule
I may be old, but I'm real cool

[Michael Rolls]

Kitty thought they had a cheek
So she decided her mind she'd speak
Nobody told me about that rule
I may be old, but I'm real cool
And no-one could call me meek

A reckless young laddie from Preston

[GrannyMac]

A reckless young laddie from Preston
Went out in the cold with no vest on

[Michael Rolls]

A reckless young laddie from Preston
Went out in the cold with no vest on
When asked why he did it

[klondike]

A reckless young laddie from Preston
Went out in the cold with no vest on
When asked why he did it
Said "Because Mum hid it"