Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Ethel sat waiting for Fred to come home
She was going to cancel his right to roam
But when he returned with a kitten
she was totally smitten

[Michael Rolls]

Ethel sat waiting for Fred to come home
She was going to cancel his right to roam
But when he returned with a kitten
she was totally smitten
And forgave him and left him alone


A foolish young man from Leicester

[GrannyMac]

A foolish young man from Leicester
Thought he was a bit of a jester

[Michael Rolls]

A foolish young man from Leicester
Thought he was a bit of a jester
But his jokes all fell flat

[klondike]

A foolish young man from Leicester
Thought he was a bit of a jester
But his jokes all fell flat
And he was though a right prat

[Michael Rolls]

A foolish young man from Leicester
Thought he was a bit of a jester
But his jokes all fell flat
And he was thought a right prat
By all the others from Leicester


A young married couple from Rangoon

[klondike]

A young married couple from Rangoon
Lay together under the silvery moon

[GrannyMac]

A young married couple from Rangoon
Lay together under the silvery moon
But it started to rain

[klondike]

A young married couple from Rangoon
Lay together under the silvery moon
But it started to rain
Then to flood - what a pain

[Michael Rolls]

A young married couple from Rangoon
Lay together under the silvery moon
But it started to rain
Then to flood - what a pain
But the bairn will be born soon


A desperate fellow from Leeds

[klondike]

A desperate fellow from Leeds
Had a garden growing nothing but weeds

[Michael Rolls]

A desperate fellow from Leeds
Had a garden growing nothing but weeds
He tried some weed killer

[GrannyMac]

A desperate fellow from Leeds
Had a garden growing nothing but weeds
He tried some weed killer
Then planted some willow

[Michael Rolls]

A desperate fellow from Leeds
Had a garden growing nothing but weeds
He tried some weed killer
Then planted some willow
But he only got dandelion seeds


There once was a fellow from Tooting

[Ruthio]

There once was a fellow from Tooting
Who went on a rampage shooting