Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Whilst checking his mail one miserable day
Dave saw a strange bill, asking him to pay
Five hundred a month for his household power!
No way could he see to make it lower
How could he keep the bailiffs at bay?

Dave bypassed his meters electric and gas

[Michael Rolls]

Dave bypassed his meters electric and gas
So the money he saved he spent on his lass

[GrannyMac]

Dave bypassed his meters electric and gas
So the money he saved he spent on his lass
Wined and dined her a lot

[klondike]

Dave bypassed his meters electric and gas
So the money he saved he spent on his lass
Wined and dined her a lot
Then his house blew up - what a clot

[Michael Rolls]

Dave bypassed his meters electric and gas
So the money he saved he spent on his lass
Wined and dined her a lot
Then his house blew up - what a clot
And his girl left him for being so crass


A penniless chap from Penrith

[klondike]

A penniless chap from Penrith
Had nothing to buy his food with

[Scrumpy]

A penniless chap from Penrith
Had nothing to buy his food with
So he took out his fiddle

[klondike]

A penniless chap from Penrith
Had nothing to buy his food with
So he took out his fiddle
Tuned the strings with a twiddle

[Michael Rolls]

A penniless chap from Penrith
Had nothing to buy his food with
So he took out his fiddle
Tuned the strings with a twiddle
And begged from his kin and kith


A long time ago in the west

[klondike]

A long time ago in the west
Wyatt Earp had just made an arrest

[Michael Rolls]

A long time ago in the west
Wyatt Earp had just made an arrest
The bad guy was taken

[klondike]

A long time ago in the west
Wyatt Earp had just made an arrest
The bad guy was taken
Who'd save his bacon?

[Scrumpy]

A long time ago in the west
Wyatt Earp had just made an arrest
The bad guy was taken
Who'd save his bacon?
Butch and Sundance will do their best.

Ethel sat waiting for Fred to come home

[klondike]

Ethel sat waiting for Fred to come home
She was going to cancel his right to roam

[Michael Rolls]

Ethel sat waiting for Fred to come home
She was going to cancel his right to roam
But when he returned with a kitten