Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

here once was a fellow from Tooting
Who went on a rampage shooting
His targets were mice

[klondike]

here once was a fellow from Tooting
Who went on a rampage shooting
His targets were mice
Which was not very nice

[GrannyMac]

There once was a fellow from Tooting
Who went on a rampage shooting
His targets were mice
Which was not very nice
But at least he was saner than Putin!

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An elderly bachelor Ted

[Michael Rolls]

An elderly bachelor Ted
Was wont to hid in his shed

[Scrumpy]

An elderly bachelor Ted
Was wont to hide in the shed
He had a kettle and pot

[Michael Rolls]

An elderly bachelor Ted
Was wont to hide in the shed
He had a kettle and pot
But then not a lot

[GrannyMac]

An elderly bachelor Ted
Was wont to hide in the shed
He had a kettle and pot
But then not a lot
So he had to go inside to bed 
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Joe liked to have a walk each day

[Michael Rolls]

Joe liked to have a walk each day
And talk to dogs that he met on the way

[klondike]

Joe liked to have a walk each day
And talk to dogs that he met on the way
He was amazed one day when one replied

[Michael Rolls]

Joe liked to have a walk each day
And talk to dogs that he met on the way
He was amazed one day when one replied
And asked him please to step aside

[klondike]

Joe liked to have a walk each day
And talk to dogs that he met on the way
He was amazed one day when one replied
And asked him please to step aside
While he gave a lamppost a spray

I met a fellow begging today

[Michael Rolls]

I met a fellow begging today
Who asked for cash - well, what could I say?

[klondike]

I met a fellow begging today
Who asked for cash - well, what could I say?
"Get a job then you'll have some pay!"

[GrannyMac]

I met a fellow begging today
Who asked for cash - well, what could I say?
"Get a job then you'll have some pay!"
Or like me, squirrel some money away
Then you can be a smartarse pensioner too one day!

(I thought you'd been hacked by Brian klondike ☺️)
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I thought cricket was a gentlemen's game

[klondike]

I thought cricket was a gentlemen's game
But sledging the Aussies put England to shame