Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

I just don't know what to think
Something was making a terrible stink

[klondike]

I just don't know what to think
Something was making a terrible stink
Like a pongy dish cloth only worse

[GrannyMac]

I just don't know what to think
Something was making a terrible stink
Like a pongy dish cloth only worse
Or the stuff that comes out of a horse

[Michael Rolls]

I just don't know what to think
Something was making a terrible stink
Like a pongy dish cloth only worse
Or the stuff that comes out of a horse
It makes me stagger and blink


A penniless fellow from Gwent

[klondike]

A penniless fellow from Gwent
Decided to hitch-hike to Kent

[Scrumpy]

A penniless fellow from Gwent
Decided to hitch-hike to Kent
But his map was upside down

[klondike]

A penniless fellow from Gwent
Decided to hitch-hike to Kent
With his map upside down
He reached the wrong town

[GrannyMac]

A penniless fellow from Gwent
Decided to hitch-hike to Kent
With his map upside down
He reached the wrong town
For Scotland he seemed hell bent.

       ********

The news is full of doom and gloom

[klondike]

The news is full of doom and gloom
It causes me to rant and fume

[GrannyMac]

The news is full of doom and gloom
It causes me to rant and fume
Dinghies, Boris, Russian strife

[klondike]

The news is full of doom and gloom
It causes me to rant and fume
Dinghies, Boris, Russian strife
Any more I'll have to talk to the wife

[Michael Rolls]

The news is full of doom and gloom
It causes me to rant and fume
Dinghies, Boris, Russian strife
Any more I'll have to talk to the wife
And finance is full of bust and boom


Whist checking his mail one miserable day

[GrannyMac]

Whilst checking his mail one miserable day
Dave saw a strange bill, asking him to pay

[klondike]

Whilst checking his mail one miserable day
Dave saw a strange bill, asking him to pay
Five hundred a month for household power!

[Michael Rolls]

Whilst checking his mail one miserable day
Dave saw a strange bill, asking him to pay
Five hundred a month for his household power!
No way could he see to make it lower