Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Young Bill was a huge football fan
But a misunderstanding had earned him a ban
'Weren't me, ref!' he cried

[GrannyMac]

Young Bill was a huge football fan
But a misunderstanding had earned him a ban
'Weren't me, ref!' he cried
As a red card he spied

[klondike]

Young Bill was a huge football fan
But a misunderstanding had earned him a ban
'Weren't me, ref!' he cried
As a red card he espied
'I never tripped that City man'

The parking warden smiled with glee
 

[Michael Rolls]

The parking warden smiled with glee
As a pensioner's motor he did see

[Ruthio]

The parking warden smiled with glee
As a pensioner's motor he did see
He flourished his notebook and pen 🖊 

[klondike]

The parking warden smiled with glee
As a pensioner's motor he did see
He flourished his notebook and pen 🖊
'Ho ho in an hour this makes ten'

[GrannyMac]

The parking warden smiled with glee
As a pensioner's motor he did see
He flourished his notebook and pen 🖊
'Ho ho in an hour this makes ten'
Some man had told Brian 'park here, its free'!

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The weather was too hot for Bill       

[klondike]

The weather was too hot for Bill
Under a tree but sweating still

[Scrumpy]

The weather was too hot for Bill
Under a tree but sweltering still
He heard the thunder, saw a flash

[klondike]

The weather was too hot for Bill
Under a tree but sweltering still
He heard the thunder, saw a flash
Starting to rain, he'll have to dash

[Scrumpy]

The weather was too hot for Bill
Under a tree but sweltering still
He heard the thunder, saw a flash
Starting to rain, he'll have to dash
Too late, he now lights up the whole of Redhill

June 23, 2023, 10:39:49 AM

Matron was doing the hospital rounds

[klondike]

Matron was doing the hospital rounds
When she heard some very odd sounds

[GrannyMac]

Matron was doing the hospital rounds
When she heard some very odd sounds
When the curtains she parted..

[klondike]

Matron was doing the hospital rounds
When she heard some very odd sounds
When the curtains she parted..
T'was not for the fainthearted

[Ruthio]

Matron was doing the hospital rounds
When she heard some very odd sounds
When the curtains she parted..
T'was not for the fainthearted
Piles of 💩 mounds and mounds!! 💩 💩

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I just don't know what to think