Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Maggie had a spot on the end of her nose
Bright red it was destroying her pose
She squeezed it so hard

[Scrumpy]

Maggie had a spot on the end of her nose
Bright red it was destroying her pose
She squeezed it so hard
It took out Fred in the yard

[klondike]

Maggie had a spot on the end of her nose
Bright red it was destroying her pose
She squeezed it so hard
It took out Fred in the yard
When he'll recover nobody knows

Pat and Mick from the Emerald Isle

[Michael Rolls]

Pat and Mick from the Emerald Isle
Attended a wedding dressed in style

[klondike]

Pat and Mick from the Emerald Isle
Attended a wedding dressed in style
Pat strummed a tune on his battered banjo

[GrannyMac]

Pat and Mick from the Emerald Isle
Attended a wedding dressed in style
Pat strummed a tune on his battered banjo
Mick was at the bar with the bridesmaid, Flo

[klondike]

Pat and Mick from the Emerald Isle
Attended a wedding dressed in style
Pat strummed a tune on his battered banjo
Mick was at the bar with the bridesmaid, Flo
Trusting to luck and a winning smile

Brian rode on his trusty bike

[GrannyMac]

Brian rode on his trusty bike
On his way to zumba, which he really liked

[klondike]

Brian rode on his trusty bike
On his way to zumba, which he really liked
Oh no! A puncture! A tyre is flat. 

[GrannyMac]

Brian rode on his trusty bike
On his way to zumba, which he really liked
Oh no! A puncture! A tyre is flat.
Then some random man stopped for a chat
About Brummies struggling with the interest rate hike.

(I couldn't resist, sorry )

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it was Ladies Choice at the sequence dance

[klondike]

It was Ladies Choice at the sequence dance
Tarquin in his slinky dress jumped up to have a prance

[GrannyMac]

It was Ladies Choice at the sequence dance
Tarquin in his slinky dress jumped up to have a prance
He'd been on the gin

[klondike]

It was Ladies Choice at the sequence dance
Tarquin in his slinky dress jumped up to have a prance
He'd been on the gin
His head started to spin

[GrannyMac]

It was Ladies Choice at the sequence dance
Tarquin in his slinky dress jumped up to have a prance
He'd been on the gin
His head started to spin
But in finding a partner, he had no flipping chance!

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Young Bill was a huge football fan

[klondike]

Young Bill was a huge football fan
But a misunderstanding had earned him a ban