Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

The flames licked up the farmhouse wall
Would the fire brigade answer the call?
Yes here they come their blue lights flashing
Hoses out and water splashing

[GrannyMac]

The flames licked up the farmhouse wall
Would the fire brigade answer the call?
Yes here they come their blue lights flashing
Hoses out and water splashing
And the dozy old farmer slept through it all.

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A builder called Bob was well known

[Michael Rolls]

A builder called Bob was well known
For never answering his phone

[GrannyMac]

A builder called Bob was well known
For never answering his phone
He was never on time

[Michael Rolls]

A builder called Bob was well known
For never answering his phone
He was never on time
And overchaged by the dime

[klondike]

A builder called Bob was well known
For never answering his phone
He was never on time
And overcharged by the dime
He got away with that at 24 stone

Pontypandy's famous fireman Sam

[Scrumpy]

Pontypandy' famous fireman Sam
with chopper and hose was a very brave man

[GrannyMac]

Pontypandy' famous fireman Sam
with chopper and hose was a very brave man
No fires did he fear

[klondike]

Pontypandy's famous fireman Sam
With chopper and hose was a very brave man
No fires did he fear
So give him a cheer

[GrannyMac]

Pontypandy's famous fireman Sam
With chopper and hose was a very brave man
No fires did he fear
So give him a cheer
When he rings the bell in his big red van.

     *******

Brian thought he might like a cruise

[Michael Rolls]

Brian thought he might like a cruise
Replete with sunshine, fags and booze

[Scrumpy]

Brian thought he might like a cruise
Replete with sunshine, fags and booze
So, a secondhand dinghy he did buy

[klondike]

Brian thought he might like a cruise
Replete with sunshine, fags and booze
So, a secondhand dinghy he did buy
Got rescued off Dover and started to cry

[Scrumpy]

Brian thought he might like a cruise
Replete with sunshine, fags and booze
So, a secondhand dinghy he did buy
Got rescued off Dover and started to cry
He is now on a tanker with magnificent views


Maggie had a spot on the end of her nose

[klondike]

Maggie had a spot on the end of her nose
Bright red it was destroying her pose