Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

A hapless young fellow from Neath
Had lost about half of his teeth
The few that remained
were yellowed and stained
And he couldn't eat lamb, pork or beef.

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Ken liked a few pints of beer

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Ken liked a few pints of beer
A dozen a night every day of the year

Scrumpy


Ken liked a few pints of beer
A dozen a night every day of the year
He had his own stool up the pub
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

Ken liked a few pints of beer
A dozen a night every day of the year
He had his own stool up the pub
which he saw as his 'club'
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

Ken liked a few pints of beer
A dozen a night every day of the year
He had his own stool up the pub
which he saw as his 'club'
Til they chucked him out on his ear!

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A young man went sailing one day
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

A young man went sailing one day
But very soon lost his way
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

A young man went sailing one day
But very soon lost his way
To French waters he went

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

A young man went sailing one day
But very soon lost his way
To French waters he went
And a boat he did dent
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

A young man went sailing one day
But very soon lost his way
To French waters he went
And a boat he did dent
So got a bill he'll have to pay

Old MacDonald had a farm

GrannyMac

Old Macdonald had a farm
The house was old and wasn't warm
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

ld Macdonald had a farm
The house was old and wasn't warm
so he lit a fire in the living room
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

Old Macdonald had a farm
The house was old and wasn't warm
So he lit a fire in the living room
To warm his hands and lift the gloom

GrannyMac


Old Macdonald had a farm
The house was old and wasn't warm
So he lit a fire in the living room
To warm his hands and lift the gloom
But the blaze set off the fire alarm

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The flames licked up the farmhouse wall


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

The flames licked up the farmhouse wall
would the fire brigade answer the call?
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

The flames licked up the farmhouse wall
Would the fire brigade answer the call?
Yes here they come their blue lights flashing