Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Is it time for a general election?
So the voters can give this lot a rejection
Well past that time in my view
That we got shot of this motley crew
None of their policies stand inspection

But can we be sure I see you wonder
Might booting them out not be a blunder?

[Michael Rolls]

But can we be sure I see you wonder
Might booting them out not be a blunder?
The other lot might be worse!

[klondike]

But can we be sure I see you wonder
Might booting them out not be a blunder?
The other lot might be worse!
They'll need to try very hard of course.

[Michael Rolls]

But can we be sure I see you wonder
Might booting them out not be a blunder?
The other lot might be worse!
They'll need to try very hard of course.
And they're known for stealing other's thunder!


A weary old chap from Hong Kong

[klondike]

A weary old chap from Hong Kong
Wore only a black leather thong

[Michael Rolls]

A weary old chap from Hong Kong
Wore only a black leather thong
So he froze at the knees

[klondike]

A weary old chap from Hong Kong
Wore only a black leather thong
So he froze at the knees
Had his bum stung by bees

[GrannyMac]

A weary old chap from Hong Kong
Wore only a black leather thong
So he froze at the knees
Had his bum stung by bees
But he wasn't convinced he was wrong.

      *******

Some hundreds more sailed in today

[Scrumpy]

Some hundreds more sailed in today
They never even asked if they could stay

[klondike]

Some hundreds more sailed in today
They never even asked if they could stay
Where's my room, my cash, my phone?

[Scrumpy]

Some hundreds more sailed in today
They never even asked if they could stay
Where's my room, my cash, my phone.?
We cried 'Bollocks.. you can go back home.'

[Michael Rolls]

Some hundreds more sailed in today
They never even asked if they could stay
Where's my room, my cash, my phone.?
We cried 'Bollocks.. you can go back home.'
And they laughed as they settled to stay


A hapless young fellow from Neath

[klondike]

A hapless young fellow from Neath
Had lost about half of his teeth

[GrannyMac]

A hapless young fellow from Neath
Had lost about half of his teeth
The few that remained

[Michael Rolls]

A hapless young fellow from Neath
Had lost about half of his teeth
The few that remained
were yellowed and stained