Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The bus was late and it had started to rain
Ethel's hair was ruined, such a shame
She'd paid eighty pounds to have blue streaks

[klondike]

The bus was late and it had started to rain
Ethel's hair was ruined, such a shame
She'd paid eighty pounds to have blue streaks
But in her hair not down her cheeks

[GrannyMac]

The bus was late and it had started to rain
Ethel's hair was ruined, such a shame
She'd paid eighty pounds to have blue streaks
But in her hair not down her cheeks 
She'll carry a brolly if she does it again!

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'Christmas is cancelled' we've been told again this year
We know it's just someone trying to spoil the good cheer

[klondike]

'Christmas is cancelled' we've been told again this year
We know it's just someone trying to spoil the good cheer
Are they offering to buy your stock?
While comforting you for the terrible shock

[Mups]

'Christmas is cancelled' we've been told again this year
We know it's just someone trying to spoil the good cheer
Are they offering to buy your stock?
While comforting you for the terrible shock 
Nah,  Christmas will still happen - have no fear.  

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Just a reminder to put our clocks back
An extra hour we will have in the sack