Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The bus was late and it had started to rain
Ethel's hair was ruined, such a shame
She'd paid eighty pounds to have blue streaks

[klondike]

The bus was late and it had started to rain
Ethel's hair was ruined, such a shame
She'd paid eighty pounds to have blue streaks
But in her hair not down her cheeks

[GrannyMac]

The bus was late and it had started to rain
Ethel's hair was ruined, such a shame
She'd paid eighty pounds to have blue streaks
But in her hair not down her cheeks 
She'll carry a brolly if she does it again!

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'Christmas is cancelled' we've been told again this year
We know it's just someone trying to spoil the good cheer

[klondike]

'Christmas is cancelled' we've been told again this year
We know it's just someone trying to spoil the good cheer
Are they offering to buy your stock?
While comforting you for the terrible shock

[Mups]

'Christmas is cancelled' we've been told again this year
We know it's just someone trying to spoil the good cheer
Are they offering to buy your stock?
While comforting you for the terrible shock 
Nah,  Christmas will still happen - have no fear.  

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Just a reminder to put our clocks back
An extra hour we will have in the sack

[GrannyMac]

Just a reminder to put our clocks back
An extra hour we will have in the sack
Except for we who wake at dawn
I'd love to sleep through half the morn
Instead of rising when its still pitch black 🌒 

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The shops are full of Christmas stuff
It really puts me in a huff

[Scrumpy]

The shops are full of Christmas stuff
It really puts me in a huff
Jingle this and jingle that
Some sparkling balls and a Santa's hat

[klondike]

The shops are full of Christmas stuff
It really puts me in a huff
Jingle this and jingle that
Some sparkling balls and a Santa's hat
But the I love a nice plum duff

With Christmas over comes New Year
Have a drink and give a cheer
There'll be sales of loads of tat
You can have no fear of that

[Scrumpy]

With Christmas over comes New Year
Loads to drink and full of cheer

[GrannyMac]

With Christmas over comes New Year
Have a drink and give a cheer
There'll be sales of loads of tat
You can have no fear of that
The overdraft will be looming near

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[Ruthio]

For heavens sakes its only October!!

[klondike]

For heavens sakes its only October!!
Why can't we all just stay sober

[Mups]

For heavens sakes its only October!!
Why can't we all just stay sober
Save the money, don't spend it on booze
Then you could go on a nice world cruise

[GrannyMac]

For heavens sakes its only October!!
Why can't we all just stay sober
Save the money, don't spend it on booze
Then you could go on a nice world cruise
Starting from the port at Dover

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I don't need to travel far, 
I'll have a break at my favourite spa

[Mups]

I don't need to travel far, 
I'll have a break at my favourite spa 
That sounds good, can I come too
Promise I'll behave well for you