Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

I don't need to travel far,
I'll have a break at my favourite spa
That sounds good, can I come too
Promise I'll behave well for you
Course you can - come in my car



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GrannyMac

A massage, a dip in a thermal pool
A sauna, then a drink that's cool
Relax in robes and clear your head
Or join an exercise class instead
Then dress for dinner, that's the rule.

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I really ought to start a new rhyme
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


i really ought to start a new rhyme
About the 'goings on' at number nine
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

I really ought to start a new rhyme
About the 'goings on' at number nine
But this isn't a Limerick
So you're really taking the mick
but s'pose it passes the time

Mups

It looked like the rain was very fine
But Flo's washing was out on the line

Ruthio

It looked like the rain was very fine
But Flo's washing was out on the line
She swore and cursed

klondike

It looked like the rain was very fine
But Flo's washing was out on the line
She swore and cursed
When first the cloud burst
Followed by bright sunshine


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Mups

4.15  and its starting to get dark
Bugger this for a winter's  lark

Ruthio

4.15  and its starting to get dark
Bugger this for a winter's  lark
I need the light! 💡 

Mups

4.15  and its starting to get dark
Bugger this for a winter's  lark
I need the light! 💡 
But no sunshine in sight

GrannyMac

4.15  and its starting to get dark
Bugger this for a winter's  lark
I need the light! 💡
But no sunshine in sight
I'm definitely not going near the park!

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The teens all hang around at night


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

#6941
The teens all hang around at night
Smoking pot, sometimes a fight
Not like when I were't lad
Always good and never bad  :rolleyes:
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

The teens all hang around at night
Smoking pot, sometimes a fight
Not like when I were't lad
Always good and never bad  :rolleyes:
Yeah right! So you're whiter than white!! 😇

klondike

Dear lady I was quite the saint
Of misbehaviour there was no taint


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Mups

Dear lady I was quite the saint
Of misbehaviour there was no taint 
But we've only got your word for that
What you did when you were a sprat