Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Flo couldn't remember were she'd parked the car
She thought it was near, but it now seemed far
Just as well - she was worse for wear
She might give others quite a scare
Better to walk - it wasn't far

[Scrumpy]

When Beryl met Stan
she knew he was her man

[Mups]

When Beryl met Stan
she knew he was her man 
Gorgeous eyes and lovely smile
She hadn't seen the likes for a while

[GrannyMac]

When Beryl met Stan
she knew he was her man
Gorgeous eyes and lovely smile
She hadn't seen the likes for a while
But he was just a flash in the pan.

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So Beryl decided to try online
She swiped right many a time
the only interest was from a man called Joe

[klondike]

So Beryl decided to try online
She swiped right many a time
the only interest was from a man called Joe
A cross eyed pensioner from Pimlico

[Mups]

So Beryl decided to try online
She swiped right many a time
the only interest was from a man called Joe
A cross eyed pensioner from Pimlico
But she'd heard about him on the grapevine!

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Beryl kept looking, she wouldn't give in
To not have no beau, to her was a sin

[Scrumpy]

Beryl kept looking, she wouldn't give in
To not have a beau, to her was a sin
There was Freddie from Highgate
Who's wig wasn't on straight
Bert, minus dentures. She just couldn't win

'A trip of a lifetime'. It said in the ad
Meg went along with her pal Glad

[klondike]

'A trip of a lifetime'. It said in the ad
Meg went along with her pal Glad
Things started badly the bus was late
Left hot and flustered both in a state
Fifty quid to Rome they must be mad

After at last the bus arrived
It stopped and couldn't be revived

[Mups]

After at last the bus arrived
It stopped and couldn't be revived 
People cursed and muttered
Many expletives uttered

[Alex]

After at last the bus arrived
It stopped and couldn't be revived
People cursed and muttered
Many expletives uttered
It's cold will they survive ?

Jimmy was born in Bangor on Dee
He grew up in the town, then went to sea

[klondike]

Jimmy was born in Bangor on Dee
He grew up in the town, then went to sea
The ship set off for Botany Bay
Half way there it lost its way

[Scrumpy]

Jimmy was born in Banger on Dee
He grew up in the town ,then went to sea
The ship set off for Botany Bay
Half way there it lost its way
Ending up in The Land of the Free

[Ruthio]

They knocked on the door of a Mr Trump 🚪 

[klondike]

They knocked on the door of a Mr Trump 🚪
Ginger hair and rather plump
They couldn't make out what he had to say

[Scrumpy]

They knocked on the door of Mr Trump
Ginger hair and rather plump
They couldn't make out what he had to say
He mentioned something about 'Pay'
They were kicked out , Trump had the hump