Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

October 20, 2025, 05:25:08 PM
The memories come flooding back
Our young minds were sharp as tacks
No mobile phones or vapes in the street
No ready meals, Mums cooked to eat
And of discipline there was no lack!


But happy days they were in all
Though now and then we'd bunk off school

[Scrumpy]

But happy days they were in all
But now and then we'd bunk of school
We'd go scrumping , play 'Kiss chase'
Knock on doors and run in haste

[Mups]

But happy days they were in all
But now and then we'd bunk off school
We'd go scrumping , play 'Kiss chase'
Knock on doors and run in haste
And on Halloween we'd dress as a ghoul. 

[Mups]

As no one has started another rhyme
I guess I'd better do it this time
So I'll tell you a tale
About Fred out on bail

[Ruthio]

As no one has started another rhyme
I guess I'd better do it this time
So I'll tell you a tale
About Fred out on bail
What's he been up to this time?!

[klondike]

Fred got caught with his hand in the till
The shop owner phoned for the old Bill
They said they'd be there sometime soon
They came next day in the afternoon

[Scrumpy]

Fred got caught with his hand in the till
The shop owner phoned for the old Bill
They said they'd be there sometime soon
They came next day in the afternoon
But Fred had scarpered over the hill

October 21, 2025, 07:34:02 PM
Connie liked a drop of gin

[klondike]

Connie liked a drop of gin
Just a glass would make her grin
Drink any more 
She'd be on the floor

[Mups]

Connie liked a drop of gin
Just a glass would make her grin
Drink any more 
She'd be on the floor 
Along with her mate, Lyn.

*   *   *

The pair of 'em went to a Club
Because they'd been banned from the Pub

[klondike]

The pair of 'em went to a Club
Because they'd been banned from the Pub
It wasn't long til they got booted out

[GrannyMac]

The pair of 'em went to a Club
Because they'd been banned from the Pub
It wasn't long til they got booted out
'On your way' was the bouncer's shout
So off they staggered to get some grub

[Mups]

So they went on to get Fish & Chips
They didn't care about pounds on their hips

[klondike]

So they went on to get Fish & Chips
They didn't care about pounds on their hips
Instead of cod they ordered skate
This meant they had to wait

[Scrumpy]

So they went on to get Fish & Chips
They didn't care about pounds on their hips
Instead of cod they ordered skate
This meant they had to wait
So they sat eating crackers and dips


Flo couldn't remember were she'd parked the car

[Mups]

Flo couldn't remember were she'd parked the car 
She thought it was near, but it now seemed far