Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Ernie had the hangover from hell
And why was he in bed with Del !! 
He vowed never again
It just wasn't sane
And he really felt so unwell.

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There was an old woman from Devon
Who thought she'd died and gone to heaven

[klondike]

There was an old woman from Devon
Who thought she'd died and gone to heaven
She found Ernie in her bed
Which made her pleased she wasn't dead
Even though she'd rather have Kevin

Ernie woke and wished he'd died

[GrannyMac]

Ernie woke and wished he'd died
'My head hurts and I feel sick' he cried

[Mups]

Ernie woke and wished he'd died
'My head hurts and I feel sick' he cried 
He looked over at Floss
And wondered who she was

[klondike]

Ernie woke and wished he'd died
'My head hurts and I feel sick' he cried
He looked over at Floss
And wondered who she was
And hoped breakfast would be fried

[GrannyMac]

Sausage, bacon egg and toast
That's the breakfast Ernie likes most

[klondike]

Sausage, bacon egg and toast
That's the breakfast Ernie likes most
Sadly that's not what he got
Even his coffee wasn't hot

[Scrumpy]

Sausage, bacon egg and toast
That's the breakfast Ernie liked most
Sadly that's not what he got
Even his coffee wasn't hot
But last night was good ,he had to boast

[Mups]

It's almost time to alter the clocks
Dry washing indoors, and wear warmer socks

[klondike]

It's almost time to alter the clocks
Dry washing indoors, and wear warmer socks
Perhaps this year we'll get some snow
Enough for snowballs we can throw

[Mups]

It's almost time to alter the clocks
Dry washing indoors, and wear warmer socks
Perhaps this year we'll get some snow
Enough for snowballs we can throw
Then sit by the fire eating chocs.


Nostalgia is a funny old thing
What we wore, and what we would sing
Drainpipe trousers and Brylcreme hair