Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Ernie had the hangover from hell
And why was he in bed with Del !! 
He vowed never again
It just wasn't sane
And he really felt so unwell.

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There was an old woman from Devon
Who thought she'd died and gone to heaven

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There was an old woman from Devon
Who thought she'd died and gone to heaven
She found Ernie in her bed
Which made her pleased she wasn't dead
Even though she'd rather have Kevin

Ernie woke and wished he'd died


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GrannyMac

Ernie woke and wished he'd died
'My head hurts and I feel sick' he cried
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Ernie woke and wished he'd died
'My head hurts and I feel sick' he cried 
He looked over at Floss
And wondered who she was

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Ernie woke and wished he'd died
'My head hurts and I feel sick' he cried
He looked over at Floss
And wondered who she was
And hoped breakfast would be fried


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GrannyMac

Sausage, bacon egg and toast
That's the breakfast Ernie likes most
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

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Sausage, bacon egg and toast
That's the breakfast Ernie likes most
Sadly that's not what he got
Even his coffee wasn't hot


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Scrumpy

Sausage, bacon egg and toast
That's the breakfast Ernie liked most
Sadly that's not what he got
Even his coffee wasn't hot
But last night was good ,he had to boast
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

It's almost time to alter the clocks
Dry washing indoors, and wear warmer socks

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It's almost time to alter the clocks
Dry washing indoors, and wear warmer socks

Perhaps this year we'll get some snow
Enough for snowballs we can throw


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Mups

It's almost time to alter the clocks
Dry washing indoors, and wear warmer socks

Perhaps this year we'll get some snow
Enough for snowballs we can throw
Then sit by the fire eating chocs.


Nostalgia is a funny old thing
What we wore, and what we would sing
Drainpipe trousers and Brylcreme hair

Scrumpy



Nostalgia is a funny old thing
What we wore, and what we would sing
Drainpipe trousers and Brylcreme hair
About politics we did not care
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

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Nostalgia is a funny old thing
What we wore, and what we would sing
Drainpipe trousers and Brylcreme hair
About politics we did not care
Few wondered what the years would bring

American stars topped the charts


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Scrumpy


American stars topped the charts
And to Elvis, girls gave their heart
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

American stars topped the charts
And to Elvis, girls gave their heart
Heartbreak Hotel and Blue Suede Shoes
Then came bands like the Moody Blues
And of course the Beatles, til they fell apart

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The memories come flooding back
Our young minds were sharp as tacks

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖