Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Ruthio

So all three sat there drinking tea
When Lily needed to go for a wee
She went in the wrong door

Mups

#6826
So all three sat there drinking tea
When Lily needed to go for a wee
She went in the wrong door
And there on the floor -
Was Billy and her friend Nellie!

October 11, 2025, 10:25:32 PM

After a lovely day out  at  Skeggy

klondike

After a lovely day out  at  Skeggy
Bill and his girlfriend Peggy

Mups

#6828
After a lovely day out  at  Skeggy
Bill and his girlfriend Peggy
Decided to get Wed

Ruthio

After a lovely day out  at  Skeggy
Bill and his girlfriend Peggy
Decided to get Wed
Went straight to buy a bed 🛌 

Scrumpy

After a lovely day at Skeggy
Bill and his girlfriend Peggy
Decided to get Wed
Went straight to buy a bed
Nothing like being ready
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Beans on toast, with grated cheese
Yummy brekkie - a bit more please 

Scrumpy


Beans on toast , with grated cheese
Yummy brekkie- a bit more please
I must be careful , beans make me 'pop'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups


Beans on toast , with grated cheese
Yummy brekkie- a bit more please
I must be careful , beans make me 'pop' 
And once I start, I cannot stop

Mups

Beans on toast , with grated cheese
Yummy brekkie- a bit more please
I must be careful , beans make me 'pop' 
And once I start, I cannot stop 
I certainly don't feel at ease.  

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Andy did like his Chinese food
He says it made him feel good
He had oodles and oodles
His plate overflowing with noodles

GrannyMac

Andy did like his Chinese food
He says it made him feel good
He had oodles and oodles
His plate overflowing with noodles
He had no table manners, very rude!

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Jim liked basic British grub
Pie and mash, at the local pub

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Jim liked basic British grub
Pie and mash, at the local pub
There the meals are really hearty

Ruthio

Jim liked basic British grub
Pie and mash, at the local pub
There the meals are really hearty
Even if they made him farty!!