Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

When Meg's Tesco order came
She felt she always ordered the same
So next time she went mad
Oysters for her and scampi for dad

[Mups]

When Meg's Tesco order came
She felt she always ordered the same
So next time she went mad
Oysters for her and scampi for dad 
And if he moaned - well too bad!

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Sid's back was aching so much
He thought he'd soon need a crutch

[klondike]

Sid's back was aching so much
He thought he'd soon need a crutch
Then he tried Taekwondo

[Scrumpy]

Sid's back was aching so much
He thought he'd soon need a crutch
Then he tried Taekwondo
A bit like Karate don't you know

[Mups]

Sid's back was aching so much
He thought he'd soon need a crutch
Then he tried Taekwondo
A bit like Karate don't you know
Bit it did no good as such.

*   *   *

With graffiti all over his wall
Saying rude thing about Paul

[Ruthio]

With graffiti all over his wall
Saying rude thing about Paul
He scrubbed it all clean

[GrannyMac]

With graffiti all over his wall
Saying rude things about Paul
He scrubbed it all clean
'Some people are mean'
That really does say it all.

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Lily went to the hairdressers for a new style
She'd had a curly bob for a very long while 

[Scrumpy]

Lily went to the hairdresser for a new style
She'd had a curly bob for a very long while
They cut it short and gave her a flick
Dyed it red. She looked really chic

[klondike]

Lily went to the hairdresser for a new style
She'd had a curly bob for a very long while
They cut it short and gave her a flick
Dyed it red. She looked really chic
She walked right out wearing a smile

As Lilly walked down the street

[Ruthio]

As Lilly walked down the street
She happened to glance down at her feet 🩰 😳 

[Mups]

As Lilly walked down the street
She happened to glance down at her feet 🩰 😳 
She'd gone out in her slippers
So big,  like a pair of flippers

[Ruthio]

As Lilly walked down the street
She happened to glance down at her feet 🩰 😳 
She'd gone out in her slippers
So big,  like a pair of flippers
They certainly didn't look neat! 

[klondike]

Mick looked across and spotted Lily
In those slippers she looked really silly
Hi there Lil long time no see

[Ruthio]

Mick looked across and spotted Lily
In those slippers she looked really silly
Hi there Lil long time no see
Fancy coming in for a cup of tea? 🍵 

[Mups]

Mick looked across and spotted Lily
In those slippers she looked really silly
Hi there Lil long time no see
Fancy coming in for a cup of tea? 🍵 
We could also invite young Billy.

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So all three sat there drinking tea
When Lily needed to go for a wee