Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Maud always wore her bed sox in bed
Along with  woolly drawers on her head
They kept her curlers in at night
All in all, she looked a sight

[klondike]

Maud always wore her bed sox in bed
Along with  woolly drawers on her head
They kept her curlers in at night
All in all, she looked a sight
It's maybe as well that she never wed

She had a burglar the other night
He ran out screaming out in fright

[Ruthio]

She had a burglar the other night
He ran out screaming out in fright
She called "Please stay!"

[klondike]

She had a burglar the other night
He ran out screaming out in fright
She called "Please stay!"
"Well unless you're gay"
"You could always turn off the light"

[Scrumpy]

The funeral was 'A lovely do'
With sausage rolls and canape's too 

[GrannyMac]

The funeral was 'A lovely do'
With sausage rolls and canape's too
Sherry and beer were free
As was coffee and tea

[klondike]

The funeral was 'A lovely do'
With sausage rolls and canape's too
Sherry and beer were free
As was coffee and tea
All the free drinks caused quite a queue