Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Betty could do the splits at eighty four
Mabel had trouble getting down on the floor 
While Nel could stand on her
She'd practice before going to bed

[klondike]

Betty could do the splits at eighty four
Mabel had trouble getting down on the floor
Once down she couldn't arise
With what she scoffed that was no surprise

[Mups]

Betty could do the splits at eighty four
Mabel had trouble getting down on the floor
Once down she couldn't arise
With what she scoffed that was no surprise

Oi . .   what was wrong with my lines?   

[Scrumpy]

Betty could do the splits at eighty four
Mabel had trouble getting down on the floor
While Nell could stand on her head
She'd practice before going to bed
Peggy could do it all.. and more

[Mups]

When a Police car went zooming by

[klondike]

When a Police car went zooming by
Cousin Billy gave a sigh

[Mups]

When a Police car went zooming by
Cousin Billy gave a sigh
He had a quick scan
Then down the alley he ran

[Ruthio]

When a Police car went zooming by
Cousin Billy gave a sigh
He had a quick scan
Then down the alley he ran
Taking care not to trip over his tie!

[Mups]

'Now what shall we have for tea?'
Healthy but quick's right for me

[klondike]

'Now what shall we have for tea?'
Healthy but quick's right for me
Bacon butties would be really good
But I'm not sure that I should

[Ruthio]

Now what shall we have for tea?'
Healthy but quick's right for me
Bacon butties would be really good
But I'm not sure that I should
Because my girth is expanding, you see

[Mups]

You'd never dream so much fuss
As when Elsie got stuck on the bus
She went miles out of her way

[Ruthio]

You'd never dream so much fuss
As when Elsie got stuck on the bus
She went miles out of her way
Had to find a b&b to stay 🛌 

[Mups]

You'd never dream so much fuss
As when Elsie got stuck on the bus
She went miles out of her way
Had to find a b&b to stay 🛌 
Then got told off for making a fuss.

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When Meg's Tesco order came
She felt she always ordered the same

[Ruthio]

When Meg's Tesco order came
She felt she always ordered the same
So next time she went mad