Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

As I was creeping down the stairs
I spotted a spider thick with hairs
I screamed in shock
When it dropped from the clock
Like a tiger leaping out of its lair

[Mups]

"My back aches tonight"  Jed said
As he yawned and stretched in his bed

[Scrumpy]

' My back aches tonight' Jed said
As he yawned and stretch in his bed
His wife thought 'Good. That means no sex'
Not so tomorrow. That's a sure bet

[Mups]

' My back aches tonight' Jed said
As he yawned and stretch in his bed
His wife thought 'Good. That means no sex'
Not so tomorrow. That's a sure bet
He's been at it ever since we've been wed! 

*  *  * 

With winter drawers on, and woolly vest too
Mabel walked up her garden to visit the loo
She wished it was  indoors,
With clean  shiny floors

[Ruthio]

With winter drawers on, and woolly vest too
Mabel walked up her garden to visit the loo
She wished it was indoors,
With clean shiny floors
Where she could sit in comfort to poo 💩 

[Mups]

I would love a rest and a break
Away from problems for heavens sake
Blue sky and sea
Would be just right for me

[GrannyMac]

I would love a rest and a break
Away from problems for heavens sake
Blue sky and sea
Would be just right for me
With a nice cup of tea and a cake.

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Never mind Mups things will go right
After the dark comes the daylight

[Mups]

Never mind Mups things will go right
After the dark comes the daylight 
What a lovely thought
I know I ought

[Mups]

Never mind Mups things will go right
After the dark comes the daylight
What a lovely thought
I know I ought
Just go to bed and sleep well all night.

*  *  *  *

Bert sat in the cafe, having egg on toast
Mary, the owner, was a very good host

[Scrumpy]

Bert sat in the cafe , having egg on toast
Mary, the owner, was a very good host
Her scrambled eggs were just right
and her buttered baps were a real delight

[Ruthio]

Bert sat in the cafe , having egg on toast
Mary, the owner, was a very good host
Her scrambled eggs were just right
and her buttered baps were a real delight
Bert just couldn't  decide which he preferred the most

[klondike]

On the whole he thought her baps
Having consulted some other chaps 

[Mups]

On the whole he thought her baps
Having consulted some other chaps  
She made Bert dribble his eggs
All down his kegs

[Ruthio]

On the whole he thought her baps
Having consulted some other chaps  
She made Bert dribble his eggs
All down his kegs
And then made him beg for scraps

[Scrumpy]

Betty could do the splits at eighty four
Mabel had trouble getting down on the floor