Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

There once was a builder called John
Who'd take a deposit, then be gone

[Scrumpy]

There once was a builder called John
Who'd take a deposit, then be gone
'I'll come tomorrow ' was what he said
But he never bothered to get out of bed

[Mups]

There once was a builder called John
Who'd take a deposit, then be gone
'I'll come tomorrow ' was what he said
But he never bothered to get out of bed 
Refused to get up at crack of dawn.


Supposed to be mending Elsie's wall
But again, never bothered to call

[Scrumpy]

Supposed to be mending Elsie's wall
But again, never bothered to call
All it will take is a couple of bricks
Probably an hour or so to fix

[Mups]

Supposed to be mending Elsie's wall
But again, never bothered to call
All it will take is a couple of bricks
Probably an hour or so to fix 
But he's down the park kicking a ball!


But one day John leaned not to skive
As his day took a bit of a nose dive

[GrannyMac]

But one day John learned not to skive
As his day took a bit of a nose dive
Two large young chaps got hold of him
(You could tell they spent time at the gym)
'We're Elsie's sons', get there in five!

John scuttled off to Elsie's place
And started on her wall apace

[klondike]

John scuttled off to Elsie's place
And started on her wall apace
In no time at all it was looking great
It was really worth the wait
The repairs blended with no trace

John puffed out his chest with pride

[Scrumpy]

John puffed out his chest with pride
'Materials and labour cost 500' he lied

[Ruthio]

John puffed out his chest with pride
'Materials and labour cost 500' he lied
Elsie said, 'Get stuffed!'

[Scrumpy]

John puffed out his chest with pride
'Materials and labour cost 500' he lied
Elsie said 'Get stuffed'
So John kicked the wall. And it turned into dust

[Mups]

John puffed out his chest with pride
'Materials and labour cost 500' he lied
Elsie said 'Get stuffed'
So John kicked the wall. And it turned into dust
Elsie looked at the mess and sighed.

(Well done Scrumps).

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Len was making Beef Stew for tea

[Ruthio]

Len was making Beef Stew for tea
He made enough for you and me

[klondike]

Len was making Beef Stew for tea
He made enough for you and me
if it's beef then what's this claw?

[Scrumpy]

Len was making beef stew for tea
He made enough for you and me
If it's beef then what's this claw ?
And where's the tom cat gone from next door?

[klondike]

Len was making beef stew for tea
He made enough for you and me
If it's beef then what's this claw ?
And where's the tom cat gone from next door?
Reading that nearly made me pee 

Len just couldn't see the joke
He gave his stew a gentle poke