Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Len just couldn't see the joke
He gave his stew a gentle poke
The cat bit his leg! 🐈 

[GrannyMac]

Len just couldn't see the joke
He gave his stew a gentle poke
The cat bit his leg! 🐈
The dog sat up and begged 🐕 

[klondike]

Len just couldn't see the joke
He gave his stew a gentle poke
The cat bit his leg! 🐈
The dog sat up and begged 🐕
He gave a sigh and then he spoke

My stews are the finest in the town

[Mups]

My stews are the finest in the town 
Thick and meaty and brown

[klondike]

My stews are the finest in the town
Thick and meaty and brown
Bit like you if it comes to that
Lumpy, tasteless and too much fat

[Mups]

My stews are the finest in the town
Thick and meaty and brown
Bit like you if it comes to that
Lumpy, tasteless and too much fat 
As Len tasted it with a frown.


Bad weather is on its way
With rain and gales Saturday

[klondike]

Bad weather is on its way
With rain and gales Saturday
Nothing here last time around
Hardly enough to damp the ground

[Mups]

Bad weather is on its way
With rain and gales Saturday
Nothing here last time around
Hardly enough to damp the ground 
But that's not the weather men say. 


Joan sat making her Christmas list
Making sure no one was missed

[GrannyMac]

Joan sat making her Christmas list
Making sure no one was missed
Slippers for Bert, some scent for Lizzie
A diary for Meg, she's always busy

[klondike]

Joan sat making her Christmas list
Making sure no one was missed
Slippers for Bert, some scent for Lizzie
A diary for Meg, she's always busy
Whisky for Joe? Who made this list?

[Scrumpy]

A haze of smoke and steam walked pass me
Was it a man or woman !!. I could not see

[klondike]

A haze of smoke and steam walked pass me
Was it a man or woman !!. I could not see
Probably Vlad after a session with Alice
Supping together from a single chalice

[Mups]

A haze of smoke and steam walked pass me
Was it a man or woman !!. I could not see
Probably Vlad after a session with Alice
Supping together from a single chalice 
While sitting under the old Oak tree.

[Scrumpy]

There was an old boy from Southend
Could talk and talk no end

[klondike]

There was an old boy from Southend
Could talk and talk no end
He perched on a bench
Beside a young comely wench