Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Nate had a ring through his nose
And a beard right down to his toes
Tattoos on most of his skin
Polly thought 'I need another gin'

[klondike]

Nate had a ring through his nose
And a beard right down to his toes
Tattoos on most of his skin
Polly thought 'I need another gin'
I wonder does he ever change his clothes

Nate's shirt had greasy stains
His jeans adorned with many chains

[Scrumpy]

Nate's shirt had greasy stains
His jeans adorned with many chains
He rode a big black motorbike
With many friends and his 'bestie' Mike

[Mups]

Nate's shirt had greasy stains
His jeans adorned with many chains
He rode a big black motorbike
With many friends and his 'bestie' Mike
Polly's intererst in him qluickly waned.

September 28, 2025, 12:05:57 PM
 
Polly joined an online dating site
And up she sat, half of the night

[Scrumpy]

Polly joined an online dating site
And up she sat, half of the night
Looking at guys that looked like Clooney
Robert Redford and Wayne Rooney

[klondike]

Polly joined an online dating site
And up she sat, half of the night
Looking at guys that looked like Clooney
Robert Redford and Wayne Rooney
None of them looked all that bright

[GrannyMac]

Polly saw one she fancied, she swiped right
They agreed to meet the following night

[Mups]

Polly saw one she fancied, she swiped right
They agreed to meet the following night 
She had a shower and washed her hair
And felt quite excited, without a care

[Scrumpy]

Polly saw one she fancied, she swiped right
They agreed to meet the following night
She had a shower and washed her hair
And felt quite excited without a care
He asked her a question she said 'I might'

[klondike]

Pity the question was "Can we go Dutch?"
"I don't get paid til Friday so don't have much."

[Mups]

Pity the question was "Can we go Dutch?"
"I don't get paid til Friday so don't have much." 
'Oh dear'  thought Polly, 'Here we go' . . . .
' I should have chosen the other one - Joe'

[Scrumpy]

Pity the question was 'Can we go Dutch?'
'I don't get paid til Friday so don't have much'
'Oh dear' thought Polly, 'Here we go'....
'I should have chosen the other one - Joe'
'With this one I won't have much luck'

[klondike]

As well as broke he wasn't her type
Pongy breath and talking tripe

[Mups]

As well as broke he wasn't her type
Pongy breath and talking tripe 
He said his middle name was Betty
And he smelled a bit sweaty

[klondike]

As well as broke he wasn't her type
Pongy breath and talking tripe
He said his middle name was Betty
And he smelled a bit sweaty
Perhaps if he'd just put away that pipe?