Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Most of life is quite mundane
Cooking, cleaning again and again
Something exciting is my desire
Perhaps a new tumble dryer  
Exciting ey?  Perhaps I'm going insane. 

*

Who'd wanna be a bin man ey
Clearing our mess every day
Leaving our bins at all the wrong doors

[GrannyMac]

Most of life is quite mundane
Cooking, cleaning again and again
Something exciting is my desire
Perhaps a new tumble dryer 
Or blow it all on a plane to Spain!

                *********

Our oven has gone on the blink 
It's made me want to turn to drink

[Scrumpy]

Our oven has gone on the blink
It's made me want to turn to drink
A nice sweet sherry, maybe three
And a cold meat pie for our tea 

[Mups]

Our oven has gone on the blink
It's made me want to turn to drink
A nice sweet sherry, maybe three
And a cold meat pie for our tea 
Then washing up in the sink.


(Now I'll go back to the one that got lost)   

*

Who'd wanna be a bin man ey
Clearing our mess up every day
And dumping bins at wrong doors

[klondike]

Who'd wanna be a bin man ey
Clearing our mess up every day
And dumping bins at wrong doors
I just found mine outside twenty four's

[Mups]

Who'd wanna be a bin man ey
Clearing our mess up every day
And dumping bins at wrong doors
I just found mine outside twenty four's 
I wonder if they get much pay?

*  *  *

Its turned so much colder at night

[Scrumpy]

It's turned so much cooler at night
The evenings dark. Turn on the light

[klondike]

It's turned so much cooler at night
The evenings dark. Turn on the light
Just you wait til later on
When by four the light's almost gone

[Mups]

It's turned so much cooler at night
The evenings dark. Turn on the light
Just you wait til later on
When by four the light's almost gone 
And the Moon seems to shine extra bright.

*  *  *

When Ed had a stressful day

[Alex]

When Ed had a stressful day
He'd pop in to see his neighbour Kay

[Scrumpy]

When Ed had a stressful day
He'd pop in to see his neighbour Kay
She'd stroke his brow and massage his feet
Then give him chocolate mousse to eat

[klondike]

When Ed had a stressful day
He'd pop in to see his neighbour Kay
She'd stroke his brow and massage his feet
Then give him chocolate mousse to eat
When his wife finds out she'll have something to say 

[Scrumpy]

Polly went on a blind date

[klondike]

Polly went on a blind date
Arranged for her by a long time mate
She thought it would all be fine
Taken somewhere nice to fine

[Mups]

Polly went on a blind date
Arranged for her by a long time mate
She thought it would all be fine
Taken somewhere nice to dine 
With this fella who called himself Nate.


Nate had a ring through his nose
And a beard right down to his toes