Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

'Such rubbish on the TV' said Ned
Turn it off let's go to bed
Hold on said Netty, let's see what's next
As she picked up her phone
 and started to text
Blimey it's Barry Manilow. I thought he was dead

[Alex]

Poor Barry melted with the heat from his fire
The mess on his carpet was absolutely dire

[Scrumpy]

Poor Barry melted with the heat from his fire
The mess on his carpet was absolute dire
All that was left was some gleaming white teeth

[klondike]

Poor Barry melted with the heat from his fire
The mess on his carpet was absolute dire
All that was left was some gleaming white teeth
I think they were the set he borrowed from Keith

[Scrumpy]

Poor Barry melted with the heat from his fire
The mess on the carpet was absolute dire
All that was left was some gleaming white teeth
I think they were a set he borrowed from Keith
No more Copacabana... No longer for hire

[Mups]

Some of these limericks are hard
You have to be some kind of Bard

[klondike]

Some of these limericks are hard
You have to be some kind of Bard
All I do is take my time
And hope I find a funny rhyme

[Mups]

Some of these limericks are hard
You have to be some kind of Bard
All I do is take my time
And hope I find a funny rhyme 
You could get a job writing on cards.  

*

Bins out tonight for the morn,
Sometimes they're here at dawn

[klondike]

Bins out tonight for the morn,
Sometimes they're here at dawn
Only when I forget to put it out
The'll come early then I have no doubt

[Scrumpy]

Bins out tonight for the morn
Sometimes they're here at dawn
Only when I forget to put them out
The'll come early then I have no doubt
Then with a crash and a rattle they are gone

[klondike]

Oh dear I forgot to put out my bin
I'll have to take that on the chin
Four weeks for some of it to fester
A cautious sniff just as a tester?
Or open it wide and try to grin?

Urgghhhh what an awful pong

[Mups]

Urgghhhh what an awful pong 
Can't bear this by my door for long

[klondike]

Urgghhhh what an awful pong
Can't bear this by my door for long
I saw a rat the other day

[GrannyMac]

Urgghhhh what an awful pong
Can't bear this by my door for long
I saw a rat the other day
Let's hope its now gone far away
Following the Pied Piper and his song.

          **********

Most of life is quite mundane
Cooking, cleaning again and again

[klondike]

Most of life is quite mundane
Cooking, cleaning again and again
Something exciting is my desire
Perhaps a new tumble dryer