Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Lots of lithe young girls go there
I think Joe just likes to stare
He gives me the creeps

[Mups]

Lots of lithe young girls go there
I think Joe just likes to stare
He gives me the creeps
How he pretends not to peep

[GrannyMac]

Lots of lithe young girls go there
I think Joe just likes to stare
He gives me the creeps
How he pretends not to peep
I think the girls are pretty aware 😉

[Mups]

When Bert fell asleep in his chair
Mabel decided to cut his long hair

[klondike]

When Bert fell asleep in his chair
Mabel decided to cut his long hair
She chuckled so much her hand slipped
Poor old Bert was properly clipped
All Mabel could do was simply stare

[Mups]

Very good Klondie. 

*

Dex had been at those  beans again
He caused a local wind warning - and then

[klondike]

Dex had been at those  beans again
He caused a local wind warning - and then
A mishap left him in a terrible plight

[GrannyMac]

Dex had been at those  beans again
He caused a local wind warning - and then
A mishap left him in a terrible plight
He'd run out of loo paper during the night

[klondike]

Dex had been at those  beans again
He caused a local wind warning - and then
A mishap left him in a terrible plight
He'd run out of loo paper during the night
Granny avoids the trap again 

[Scrumpy]

Freddie asked Millie 'Will you marry me?'
We can make babies, one, two or three

[Ruthio]

Freddie asked Millie 'Will you marry me?'
We can make babies, one, two or three
"No babies!" cried she

[GrannyMac]

Dex had been at those  beans again
He caused a local wind warning - and then
A mishap left him in a terrible plight
He'd run out of loo paper during the night
Granny avoids the trap again 

I knew exactly what you were hoping for!! 😁☺️😂

Freddie asked Millie 'Will you marry me?'
We can make babies, one, two or three
"No babies!" cried she
Just a kitten or three?

[Mups]

Freddie asked Millie 'Will you marry me?'
We can make babies, one, two or three
"No babies!" cried she
Just a kitten or three?
That would be better for you and me.



"Such rubbish on the TV"  said Ned

[klondike]

"Such rubbish on the TV"  said Ned
Turn it off let's go to bed
Hold on, said Netty, let's see what's next

[Mups]

"Such rubbish on the TV"  said Ned
Turn it off let's go to bed
Hold on, said Netty, let's see what's next 
As she picked up her phone
And started to text