Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

While driving along in his car
Basil was admiring the view afar
A lovely blonde in fishnet tights
He took a left. Shoulda gone right

[Mups]

While driving along in his car
Basil was admiring the view afar
A lovely blonde in fishnet tights
He took a left. Shoulda gone right 
And went into the nearest bar.


Almost another week gone by

[Mups]

Almost another week gone by 
Time goes in the blink of an eye

[klondike]

Almost another week gone by
Time goes in the blink of an eye
So does money that is clear
Bill hopes his pension day is near
Two more weeks! Bill gave a sigh

[Scrumpy]

Ruby had a heart tattoo painted on her leg

[klondike]

Ruby had a heart tattoo painted on her leg
To peep a little higher Toby had to beg

[Ruthio]

Ruby had a heart tattoo painted on her leg
To peep a little higher Toby had to beg
What a naughty boy was he!

[Mups]

Ruby had a heart tattoo painted on her leg
To peep a little higher Toby had to beg
What a naughty boy was he!
Don't know what he hoped to see

[Ruthio]

Ruby had a heart tattoo painted on her leg
To peep a little higher Toby had to beg
What a naughty boy was he!
Don't know what he hoped to see
He'd've scored higher with Ruby's sister Meg 🤭

[Scrumpy]

Tracey had a facelift, an Essex ponytail

[klondike]

Tracey had a facelift, an Essex ponytail
Her boobs and bum well beyond the pale

[Mups]

Tracey had a facelift, an Essex ponytail
Her boobs and bum well beyond the pale 
She could hardly talk - 
And wobbled when she walked

[GrannyMac]

Tracey had a facelift, an Essex ponytail
Her boobs and bum well beyond the pale
She could hardly talk -
And wobbled when she walked
Her hair looked like a haystack in a force ten gale.

      

A body builder Joe would be
But he'd narrow shoulders and nobbly knees

[Mups]

A body builder Joe would be
But he'd narrow shoulders and nobbly knees 
So he went to the Gym every day

[klondike]

A body builder Joe would be
But he'd narrow shoulders and nobbly knees
So he went to the Gym every day
Doing what I cannot say
Nothing useful from what I see

Lots of lithe young girls go there
I think Joe just likes to stare