Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

While driving along in his car
Basil was admiring the view afar
A lovely blonde in fishnet tights
He took a left. Shoulda gone right

[Mups]

While driving along in his car
Basil was admiring the view afar
A lovely blonde in fishnet tights
He took a left. Shoulda gone right 
And went into the nearest bar.


Almost another week gone by