Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

"My sincere apologies for being so rude" -
Said Ted to the Vicar down in Bude

[klondike]

"My sincere apologies for being so rude" -
Said Ted to the Vicar down in Bude
They're rather touchy down that way
Take offence at whatever you say
Mind you Ted had been quite crude

With what he said to poor Slack Alice

[GrannyMac]

With what he said to poor Slack Alice
His words were offensive and full of malice

[klondike]

With what he said to poor Slack Alice
His words were offensive and full of malice
Some things he asked could not be done
Even just dressing as a nun