Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Things have gone wrong some have gone right,
No point in worrying late into the night
The follies of youth are a long time past
As we get older, the years go fast
But when I look back everything was alright

[Scrumpy]

Freddie had a wooden leg
At night he hung it on a peg

[klondike]

Freddie had a wooden leg
At night he hung it on a peg
Some nights it fell with a mighty BUMP
This gave next door a right old hump
Get  a better hook they heard him beg

[Scrumpy]

A wooden leg and a hook !
Someone from Peter Pan he looked

[Mups]

A wooden leg and a hook !
Someone from Peter Pan he looked 
With his funny big nose
And his painted toes

[GrannyMac]

A wooden leg and a hook !
Someone from Peter Pan he looked
With his funny big nose
And his painted toes
And a big white hat, just like a cook. 👩�🍳 
    
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Maggie joined an art class in the village hall

[klondike]

Maggie joined an art class in the village hall
She bumped her head going in being rather tall

[Mups]

Maggie joined an art class in the village hall
She bumped her head going in being rather tall 
She yelled out  "Ouch"
And sat down on the couch

[klondike]

Maggie joined an art class in the village hall
She bumped her head going in being rather tall
She yelled out  "Ouch"
And sat down on the couch
Next she knew she was wearing sod all 

We thought your came here just to pose
Quite why the mix up nobody knows

[Mups]

We thought you came here just to pose
Quite why the mix up nobody knows
Maggie grabbed her scarf
But that didn't cover half

[Scrumpy]

We thought you came here just to pose
Quite why the mix up nobody knows
Maggie grabbed her scarf
But that didn't cover half
So in the drawing one boobie shows

[Mups]

Up and down the beach all day
The donkey's legs started to sway
Kids on his back, kicking his ribs
Yanking his mouth, please no more kids
Just so the owners get paid.   



On Sunday Ethel goes to church
But this week she was left in the lurch
Barney's car broke down
He said with a frown
For help he had to search.

[Mups]

Fred spilled his coffee in his lap
It went all over his Beefburger bap

[Scrumpy]

Fred spilled his coffee in his lap
It went all over his Beefburger bap
A soggy burger and soggy trews
Tomato ketchup dripping on his shoes

[Ruthio]

Fred spilled his coffee in his lap
It went all over his Beefburger bap
A soggy burger and soggy trews
Tomato ketchup dripping on his shoes
"Oh my god!" he cried, "I'm  covered in crap!!!!! 🤣🤣 

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My sincere apologies for being so rude