Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Bill watched news shows on TV
He'd change the channels endlessly
Hoping to find some positive news
Finding none gave him the blues
So he stopped paying the licence fee.


Bill's much happier nowadays
He watches movies, even pays
He chooses films that make him smile

[Scrumpy]

I just want to say that some of the last few posts have made me giggle.... Thank you..

[Ruthio]

Bill's much happier nowadays
He watches movies, even pays
He chooses films that make him smile
And  Scrumpy's chuckling all the while! 😅

[GrannyMac]

Bill's much happier nowadays
He watches movies, even pays
He chooses films that make him smile
And  Scrumpy's chuckling all the while! 😅
What she's whipping might amaze!

(Sorry Scrumps)

We pensioners have got it made
No longer work, but still get paid
Our pensions guaranteed for life

[klondike]

We pensioners have got it made
No longer work, but still get paid
Our pensions guaranteed for life
No time off can cause some stife
Especially when we're feeling frayed

A fortnight a year to be eighteen

[Mups]

A fortnight a year to be eighteen 
When Dad would ask - "Where you been?"

[Scrumpy]

A fortnight a year to be eighteen 
When dad would ask - 'Where have you been?'
Just showing our frillies in a mini skirt
Fluttering false lashes and being a flirt

[GrannyMac]

A fortnight a year to be eighteen
When dad would ask - 'Where have you been?'
Just showing our frillies in a mini skirt
Fluttering false lashes and being a flirt
We'd be living the teenage dream! 

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When we were teens, if we only knew
What was ahead of us, how quick timebflew

[Mups]

When we were teens, if we only knew
What was ahead of us, how quick time flew
Then the spouses and kids
And trying to earn quids

[GrannyMac]

When we were teens, if we only knew
What was ahead of us, how quick time flew
Then the spouses and kids
And trying to earn quids
I'd have taken things slower, don't know about you.

[klondike]

It's easy to see your own past errors
Some of mine give me the terrors

[Scrumpy]

It's easy to see your own past errors
Some of mine give me the terrors
I would have taken my time and been more picky
Not gone with any Tom, Harry or Dickie

[Mups]

It's easy to see your own past errors
Some of mine give me the terrors
I would have taken my time and been more picky
Not gone with any Tom, Harry or Dickie 
Too late now, we'll soon need carers!  

[GrannyMac]

(Scrumpy, that made me giggle).


Things have gone wrong but some have gone right,
No point worrying late into the night
The follies of youth are a long time past

[Mups]

Things have gone wrong but some have gone right,
No point worrying late into the night
The follies of youth are a long time past
As we get older, the years go fast