Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

The Sun is gone,  and dark is the sky
That's Monday done,  doesn't time fly

[klondike]

The Sun is gone,  and dark is the sky
That's Monday done,  doesn't time fly
To be expected when all's said and done
Ladies know this as winter draws on

[Mups]

The Sun is gone,  and dark is the sky
That's Monday done,  doesn't time fly
To be expected when all's said and done
Ladies know this as winter draws on
Yes, 'tis true - I cannot deny.   

[Scrumpy]

Bert wore his long johns his legs were cold
 Bought in the fifties, they were getting old

[Mups]

Bert wore his long johns his legs were cold
 Bought in the fifties, they were getting old
There were holes in both knees
And I think I saw one or two fleas 

[Scrumpy]

Bert wore his long johns his legs were cold
Bought in the fifties, they were getting old 
There were holes in both knees 
And I think I saw one or two fleas
And the crotch was full of extra holes

[Alex]

Ahmed bin Abdul from Kuwait

[Ruthio]

Ahmed bin Abdul from Kuwait
Was seen lurking near the gate 👀 

[klondike]

Ahmed bin Abdul from Kuwait
Was seen lurking near the gate 👀
Spotted by the school headmaster
Ahmed was headed for disaster 

[Alex]

 Ahmed bin Abdul from Kuwait
Was seen lurking near the gate 👀
Spotted by the school headmaster
Ahmed was headed for disaster
But he was only waiting for his mate

[Mups]

A couple went on a first date
But Barry was half an hour late

[Ruthio]

A couple went on a first date
But Barry was half an hour late
His excuse was feeble

[Mups]

A couple went on a first date
But Barry was half an hour late
His excuse was feeble
He'd run over a Seagull


(That was a stinker to rhyme, Ruthio)!

[GrannyMac]

A couple went on a first date
But Barry was half an hour late
His excuse was feeble
He'd run over a Seagull
And that's why she had to wait!

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Bill watched news shows on TV
He'd change the channels endlessly
Hoping to find some positive news

[klondike]

Bill watched news shows on TV
He'd change the channels endlessly
Hoping to find some positive news
Finding none gave him the blues