Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

There was an old man called Mr Fardon
Who was doing a job in Maisie's garden
He was mowing the grass
Tripped and fell on his ass
Swore loudly, then begged Maisie's pardon

[Mups]

There was an old man called Mr Fardon
Who was doing a job in Maisie's garden
He was mowing the grass
Tripped and fell on his ass
He swore - and Maisie said 'Pardon?'


Tomorrow shall we all go to church?
We could grab the front pews to perch

[GrannyMac]

Tomorrow shall we all go to church?
We could grab the front pews to perch
We could meet the new vicar

[klondike]

Tomorrow shall we all go to church?
We could grab the front pews to perch
We could meet the new vicar
He was once a city slicker

[Scrumpy]

Tomorrow shall we all go to church?
We could grab the front pews to perch
We could meet the new vicar
He was once a city slicker
And known as back street Bert

[klondike]

Reverend Bert now a Man of God
Once upon a time a randy old sod
Still very much a ladies man

[Scrumpy]

Reverend Bert was now a Man of God
Once upon a time a randy old sod
Still very much a ladies man
And get his leg over whenever he can

[Mups]

Reverend Bert was now a Man of God
Once upon a time a randy old sod
Still very much a ladies man
And get his leg over whenever he can
Then have his favourite Chips & Cod.


Benny met Lily in the Co-op today
She was buying some wine for a little soiree

[GrannyMac]

Benny met Lily in the Co-op today 
She was buying some wine for a little soirée 
Three bottles of red, three of white
Hopefully will last the night

[klondike]

Benny met Lily in the Co-op today
She was buying some wine for a little soirée
Three bottles of red, three of white
Hopefully will last the night
Knowing them she'd need to pray

At 8pm prompt came a knock on the door
Not two guests - she could see four
She hoped they'd brought plenty of booze

[Scrumpy]

At 8pm prompt came a knock at the door
Not two guests- she could see four
She hoped they'd bought plenty of booze
If not she'd water down her six bottles of juice 
At least nobody would end up drunk on the floor

[Mups]

The music was soft and inviting
Lil wanted 'classy'  not 'fighting'