Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

"It's chilly tonight,"  Joe said
I'll have to wear 'jamas in bed
They were hardly in fashion
And did nothing for Jill's passion
They were stripy, purple and red.

                **********

Ernie vaped, he thought it was cool 

[Mups]

Ernie vaped, he thought it was cool  
But Joan thought he was an old fool

[klondike]

Ernie vaped, he thought it was cool 
But Joan thought he was an old fool
You could see him coming from half a mile
Thomas the tank engine with a goofy smile

[Mups]

Ernie vaped, he thought it was cool 
But Joan thought he was an old fool
You could see him coming from half a mile
Thomas the tank engine with a goofy smile 
And his sparkling nose ring- jewel.


But Ernie didn't look young, it was sad
Trying to appear like a lad

[Ruthio]

But Ernie didn't look young, it was sad
Trying to appear like a lad
He'd dyed his hair green

[klondike]

But Ernie didn't look young, it was sad
Trying to appear like a lad
He'd dyed his hair green
A sight to be seen
He got kicked out of the Jockey's by Vlad

[Ruthio]

Vlad kicked him out onto the street

[Mups]

Vlad kicked him out onto the street 
He landed on his bum - not his feet

[klondike]

Vlad kicked him out onto the street
He landed on his bum - not his feet
That jolted out a mighty fart

[Mups]

Vlad kicked him out onto the street
He landed on his bum - not his feet
That jolted out a mighty fart 
Which blew away the milkman's cart

[klondike]

Vlad kicked him out onto the street
He landed on his bum - not his feet
That jolted out a mighty fart
Which blew away the milkman's cart
And singed his skiddies with the heat

Really klondike such vulgarity
We shurely didn't need that clarity

[GrannyMac]

Really klondike such vulgarity 
We surely didn't need that clarity
Poor Ernie slunk away, face red
He really should have stayed in bed

[Mups]

Really klondike such vulgarity 
We surely didn't need that clarity
Poor Ernie slunk away, face red
He really should have stayed in bed 
So he donated a tenner to  local charity.


There was an old man called Mr. Fardon
Who was doing a job in Maisie's garden

[GrannyMac]

There was an old man called Mr Fardon
Who was doing a job in Maisie's garden
He was mowing the grass

[Alex]

There was an old man called Mr Fardon
Who was doing a job in Maisie's garden
He was mowing the grass
Tripped and fell on his ass