Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Mups cried at the dentist today
Four jabs to keep the pain away
The dentist said 'sorry'
And gave her a lolly
And a bill that she had to pay

[Ruthio]

The bill was astronomical! 💰 

[GrannyMac]

The bill was astronomical! 💰
Mups thought it far from comical
But a few hours on
The pain's all gone

[Mups]

The bill was astronomical! 💰
Mups thought it far from comical
But a few hours on
The pain's all gone 
She'd have to be more economical.  


Barney's best friend was his dog

[GrannyMac]

Barney's best friend was his dog
Every morning they went for a jog

[Mups]

Barney's best friend was his dog
Every morning they went for a jog 
Lots of people out for a walk
Also stopped Barney and friend to talk

[klondike]

Barney's best friend was his dog
Every morning they went for a jog
Lots of people out for a walk
Also stopped Barney and friend to talk
What one said left Barney agog

Barney couldn't believe his ears

[Scrumpy]

Barney couldn't believe his ears
His road becoming a runway he feared

[Alex]

Barney couldn't believe his ears
His road becoming a runway he feared
The diggers moved in very next day

[klondike]

Barney couldn't believe his ears
His road becoming a runway he feared
The diggers moved in very next day
He'd write to his lawyer - there'd be hell to pay

[GrannyMac]

Barney couldn't believe his ears
His road becoming a runway he feared
The diggers moved in very next day
He'd write to his lawyer - there'd be hell to pay
But that would take years and years!

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Be careful what you say and do
Or armed police could come for you

[klondike]

Be careful what you say and do
Or armed police could come for you
Something contentious in a tweet
An unguarded comment on the street
Almost anything and you're in a stew

Most are blaming those lefty folk
Voting Labour and being woke

[Scrumpy]

Most are blaming those lefty folk
Voting Labour and being woke
I'm saying nuffink, staying shtum
Don't want to spend Christmas locked in a room