Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Roger shot out the door
And collapsed on the floor
The last bus sailed by
And Roger gave out a cry

[Mups]

Roger shot out the door
And collapsed on the floor
The last bus sailed by
And Roger gave out a cry 
As his mouth was really sore.

* * *

Barry went to his GP one day
With something he found hard to say

[klondike]

Barry went to his GP one day
With something he found hard to say
What once was hard was now too floppy

[GrannyMac]

Barry went to his GP one day
With something he found hard to say
What once was hard was now too floppy
It was also red, just like a poppy

[klondike]

Barry went to his GP one day
With something he found hard to say
What once was hard was now too floppy
It was also red, just like a poppy
One of the perils of being gay 

[Mups]

The Butcher was making some Pork Pie

[Scrumpy]

The butcher was making some pork pie
Ethel just happened to walk by
Could she manage two! Or maybe three!
With a plate of chips for her tea

[klondike]

The butcher was making some pork pie
Ethel just happened to walk by
Could she manage two! Or maybe three!
With a plate of chips for her tea
She decided no with a sigh 

[Mups]

As the fisherman hauled in their nets
Some of them started taking bets

[Scrumpy]

As the fishermen hauled in their nets
Some of them started taking bets
Would they find a mermaid in their catch !

[Mups]

As the fishermen hauled in their nets
Some of them started taking bets
Would they find a mermaid in their catch ! 
It wouldn't be the first on their patch

[Ruthio]

As the fishermen hauled in their nets
Some of them started taking bets
Would they find a mermaid in their catch ! 
It wouldn't be the first on their patch
That's as bizarre as it gets!

[Scrumpy]

Ethel ordered her Christmas turkey
This year she was shopping early

[Alex]

Ethel ordered her Christmas turkey
This year she was shopping early
The cake was already done
She'd drenched it with rum

[Scrumpy]

Ethel ordered her Christmas turkey
This year she was shopping early
The cake was already done
She'd drenched it with rum
Cards have been sent to Bill and Shirley