Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Good grief, it's still only August! 🤯

[klondike]

Good grief, it's still only August! 🤯
Cried the amazed metalurgist
Don't blame me if that makes no sense
To find a rhyme has left me tense

[Alex]

Good grief, it's still only August! 🤯
Cried the amazed metalurgist
Don't blame me if that makes no sense
To find a rhyme has left me tense
Yikes poor Klondy is nonplussed       (back to the regular ones )

A poor old pensioner called Ted

[Scrumpy]

A poor old pensioner called Fred
Rolled over and fell out of bed

[Mups]

A poor old pensioner called Fred
Rolled over and fell out of bed 
He let out a shout
As his head he did clout

[Alex]

A poor old pensioner called Fred
Rolled over and fell out of bed

It's Ted pay attention !

[Mups]

A poor old pensioner called Ted
Rolled over and fell out of bed
He let out a shout
As his head he did clout
And in rushed his mate Ned.



August 21, 2025, 08:51:17 PM

It's Ted pay attention !

Whoops!   Sorry Alex.  

[klondike]

Fred Ted and Ned all lay in one bed
They didn't care what anyone said

[GrannyMac]

Fred Ted and Ned all lay in one bed
They didn't care what anyone said
It saved on heating 
More money for eating

[Mups]

Fred Ted and Ned all lay in one bed
They didn't care what anyone said
It saved on heating
More money for eating
They even shared toast in bed.

*  *  *

Ethel went to her hairdresser one day

[Alex]

August 21, 2025, 08:51:17 PMWhoops!  Sorry Alex.   

Intended for Scrumpy 

[Mups]

Intended for Scrumpy 

Thanks.  I did realise afterwards.   


August 22, 2025, 12:00:54 PM
Ethel went to her hairdresser one day 
She wanted to hide all her grey

[GrannyMac]

Ethel went to her hairdresser one day 
She wanted to hide all her grey
But her face didn't lie 
Whatever colour she tried
Didn't make her look younger, no way.

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Joe went to the disco on a Friday night

[Mups]

Joe went to the disco on a Friday night
Skin tight jeans, and hair was a sight
Blue suede shoes, and satin shirt

[Scrumpy]

It's Ted pay attention !

Down south here Ted is known as Fred... 😐😐😐