Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

One day Len waited for the bus
When he saw a car stop, full of the fuzz
Two leapt out and grabbed his arm
Everyone's face was full of alarm

[Mups]

One day Len waited for the bus
When he saw a car stop, full of the fuzz
Two leapt out and grabbed his arm
Everyone's face was full of alarm
Mabel said - "I'm glad it weren't us."

*

They got to the station and sat him down

[klondike]

They got to the station and sat him down
DS Ponder gave him a really stern frown
We've had a tip that you're a flasher
Not only that - a granny basher

[GrannyMac]

They got to the station and sat him down
DS Ponder gave him a really stern frown
We've had a tip that you're a flasher
Not only that - a granny basher
But they'd got it wrong, that was old man Brown.

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They let Len go, they'd dropped the ball
He hadn't done anything wrong at atll

[Scrumpy]

They let Len go, they dropped the ball
He hadn't done anything wrong at all
But for revenge he nicked a pork chop
When all was quiet at the local Co-op

[GrannyMac]

They let Len go, they dropped the ball
He hadn't done anything wrong at all
But for revenge he nicked a pork chop
When all was quiet at the local Co-op
He ran off, tripped, and fell over the wall!

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Lizzie fancied a trip to town

[Mups]

Lizzie fancied a trip to town 
She was tired of just sitting around
She sat with a coffee
And a slice of Banoffee

[klondike]

Lizzie fancied a trip to town
She was tired of just sitting around
She sat with a coffee
And a slice of Banoffee
That stopped her feeling down

While Ted stood waiting for a tram

[GrannyMac]

While Ted stood waiting for a tram
He noticed a huge traffic jam

[Alex]

While Ted stood waiting for a tram
He noticed a huge traffic jam
A police car drove by at speed

[Mups]

While Ted stood waiting for a tram
He noticed a huge traffic jam
A police car drove by at speed 
Someone had done an evil deed

[GrannyMac]

While Ted stood waiting for a tram
He noticed a huge traffic jam
A police car drove by at speed
Someone had done an evil deed
They'd made some comments about a man 😳

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Terry had said now he was a she
But with a five oclock shadow, at six foot three
His flowing locks and flowery dress

[klondike]

Terry had said now he was a she
But with a five o'clock shadow, at six foot three        (I saw one pretty much the same the other day)
His flowing locks and flowery dress
Just made him look a proper mess
I wonder where Terry goes to pee

[Scrumpy]

The dentist started up his drill
Roger had a tooth he needed to fill

[Mups]

The dentist started up his drill
Roger had a tooth he needed to fill 
But the dentist wasn't kind
And as the drill started to grind
Roger felt he was going in for the kill!

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Roger shot out the door
And collapsed on the floor