Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A silly old women called Lil
Went roller blading down a steep hill
But she hit a pot hole
and hit her head on a pole
The council have sent her a bill

[klondike]

Lil has a lump the size of an egg
And nasty grazes all down her leg
As for that bill
It makes her feel ill
Now she fears she may have to beg

[Ruthio]

Shall we send her a gift to help her out?

[GrannyMac]

Shall we send her a gift to help her out?
A couple of bottles of Sweetheart stout?

[klondike]

Shall we send her a gift to help her out?
A couple of bottles of Sweetheart stout?
Oh dear Lil has chugged the lot

[Scrumpy]

Shall we send her a gift to help her out?
A couple of bottles of Sweetheart stout
Oh dear Lilia chugged the lot
The blades are out.  She's lost the plot

[Ruthio]

Shall we send her a gift to help her out?
A couple of bottles of Sweetheart stout
Oh dear Lilia chugged the lot
The blades are out.  She's lost the plot
And just look at her cheeky pout!

[Scrumpy]

Betty dyed her hair bright red

[GrannyMac]

Betty dyed her hair bright red
She hoped to be noticed by her neighbour, Fred

[klondike]

Betty dyed her hair bright red
She hoped to be noticed by her neighbour, Fred
Fred wasn't keen on flaming hair

[Alex]

Betty dyed her hair bright red
She hoped to be noticed by her neighbour, Fred
Fred wasn't keen on flaming hair
He preferred blondes to be fair

[klondike]

Betty dyed her hair bright red
She hoped to be noticed by her neighbour, Fred
Fred wasn't keen on flaming hair
He preferred blondes to be fair
She'd need to do something else instead

[Mups]

So Betty bought a new lippy and a new dress
She was determined to shine  and look her best

[GrannyMac]

So Betty bought a new lippy and a new dress
She was determined to shine and look her best
But Fred still didn't look her way
She hadn't clocked that he was gay

[Scrumpy]

So Betty bought a new lippy and a new dress
She was determined to shine and look her best
But Fred still didn't look her way
She hadn't clocked that he was gay
And he really couldn't care less