Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Mups wrote a whole limerick on her own!
Are you impressed or is that a moan? 
I felt so inclined
As it all came to mind

[klondike]

Mups wrote a whole limerick on her own!
Are you impressed or is that a moan?
I felt so inclined
As it all came to mind
Sat here composing on the throne

My doorbell did a phantom ring
My new key won't let me in
Now my TV's on the blink
Am I jinxed what do you think?

[GrannyMac]

My doorbell did a phantom ring
My new key won't let me in
Now my TV's on the blink
Am I jinxed what do you think?
Perhaps I'll chuck them in the bin. 

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To the leisure centre off I'll trot
A dip in the pool, outside it's hot

[Mups]

My doorbell did a phantom ring
My new key won't let me in
Now my TV's on the blink
Am I jinxed what do you think?
Perhaps I'll chuck them in the bin. 

(Haha,  cheeky chops). 
           
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To the leisure centre off I'll trot
A dip in the pool, outside it's hot
Good for you -
Can I come too?

[GrannyMac]

To the leisure centre off I'll trot
A dip in the pool, outside it's hot
Good for you -
Can I come too?
Of course, I don't see why not.

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Howard and Hilda wore jumpers the same
Hilda knitted them, she's to blame

[Scrumpy]

Howard and Hilda wore jumpers the same
Hilda knitted them, she's to blame
Now she's knitting something in pink
 Hats for her and Howard , I think

[Mups]

Howard and Hilda wore jumpers the same
Hilda knitted them, she's to blame
Now she's knitting something in pink
 Hats for her and Howard , I think 
He thinks she is going insane.  

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As the sun disappeared behind a cloud
Len heard a noise, it was very loud

[Scrumpy]

As the sun disappeared behind a cloud
Len heard a noise, it was very loud
' Don't let it be my roof' he said
'Let it be next doors instead' 

[GrannyMac]

As the sun disappeared behind a cloud
Len heard a noise, it was very loud
' Don't let it be my roof' he said
'Let it be next doors instead'
To be safe, he prayed and bowed his head.

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I don't know what to have for tea
Does anyone else feel the same as me?

[Mups]

I don't know what to have for tea
Does anyone else feel the same as me? 
I often look in my fridge and frown
Might it be better to nip into town?

[GrannyMac]

I don't know what to have for tea
Does anyone else feel the same as me?
I often look in my fridge and frown
Might it be better to nip into town?
And buy a bun, or maybe three. 

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There was an old fellow from Deal
Who liked trotters and tripe for a meal

[Ruthio]

There was an old fellow from Deal
Who liked trotters and tripe for a meal
I couldn't fancy that 😒

[klondike]

There was an old fellow from Deal
Who liked trotters and tripe for a meal
I couldn't fancy that 😒
Wouldn't give it to a cat

[GrannyMac]

There was an old fellow from Deal
Who liked trotters and tripe for a meal
I couldn't fancy that 😒
Wouldn't give it to a cat
He also liked jellied eel. 🤢

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A silly old woman called Lil
Went roller blading down a steep hill

[Mups]

A silly old woman called Lil
Went roller blading down a steep hill 
But she hit a pot hole 
And hit her head on a pole