Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Bill is the apple of her eye
She knows he'll be a real nice guy
Years later he becomes a dad
With Betty and Val because 'he's a cad '
His Mother says with a sigh.


For brekkie Sid had beans on toast
He ate while dreaming of the coast
Golden sands and sea

Ruthio

For brekkie Sid had beans on toast
He ate while dreaming of the coast
Golden sands and sea
A whole week away with me!

Scrumpy


For brekkie Sid had beans on toast
He ate while dreaming of the coast
Golden sands and sea
A whole week away with me!
I've been with him..no reason to gloat 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Ben layed in his bubble bath to soak
All relaxed,  he was that kinda bloke

Ruthio

Ben layed in his bubble bath to soak
All relaxed,  he was that kinda bloke
He sang a jolly song 🎵 

Scrumpy


Ben layed in his bubble bath to soak
All relaxed, he was that kind of bloke
He sang a jolly song
Then the door bell went 'Ding dong'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

Ben layed in his bubble bath to soak
All relaxed, he was that kind of bloke
He sang a jolly song
Then the door bell went 'Ding dong'
No peace for the wicked he croaked.

Horace went for a cruise up the nile

Scrumpy

Horace went for a cruise up the Nile
He hadn't been out for quite awhile 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Horace went for a cruise up the Nile
He hadn't been out for quite awhile  
He leaned over the water
Wondering if he oughta
And disappeared into a crocodile!

Ruthio

The croc 🐊 hiccupped and coughed him out

Mups

The croc 🐊 hiccupped and coughed him out 
Along with a big water spout
Horace coughed and spluttered
And loudly uttered

Ruthio

The croc 🐊 hiccupped and coughed him out 
Along with a big water spout
Horace coughed and spluttered
And loudly uttered
"Yikes! I'm off! And gave the croc a clout 

Mups

#6432
When it's  too hot to do any jobs
Stay in, and feed ice cream into your gobs
It tastes so good
So I think you should
And join any other slobs.   :smiley:

Ruthio


klondike

Mups wrote a whole limerick on her own!
Are you impressed or is that a moan?