Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

Bert grew the biggest marrow
It only just fitted in his wheelbarrow
It took it to the county show
A First prize made him crow

Scrumpy

Bert grew the biggest marrow
It only just fitted in his wheelbarrow 
He took it to the county show
A first prize made him crow
Did I mention he lived in Harrow!!



Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Dextrous63

I carry my spuds in my underpants
Which sometimes causes some dissonance 

Ruthio

I carry my spuds in my underpants
Which sometimes causes some dissonance
It makes me walk wonky

GrannyMac

I carry my spuds in my underpants
Which sometimes causes some dissonance
It makes me walk wonky
And look like I'm hung like a donkey 🤭
And spoil my ability to dance

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To be a comedian was Jim's ambition
The trouble was his repetition
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

To be a comedian was Jim's ambition 
The trouble was his repetition 
The same old joke time after time
Every knew of the punchline 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

To be a comedian was Jim's ambition 
The trouble was his repetition 
The same old joke time after time
Every knew of the punchline  
He needed to change his rendition.                



Jim sat at the Casino table
Along with his love,  Mabel
The Roulette wheel was spinning

GrannyMac

Jim sat at the Casino table
Along with his love,  Mabel
The Roulette wheel was spinning
But Jim wasn't winning


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

muddy

Jim sat at the Casino table
Along with his love,  Mabel
The Roulette wheel was spinning
But Jim wasn't winning
He never will buy her that sable.